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January 19, 2003, 3:55pm
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Your husband says that’s spilled duck sauce on the car seat … or is it? Your wife says she spilled yogurt on her blouse… or did she? Answer those nagging “sperm or not” questions with -
Forensic Sperm Detection!
Sperm Detection Service is a popular service to detect the presence of sperm or semen on submitted samples. Sperm detection services may provide unquestionable evidence for infidelity. The testing procedure is performed on any sample that is submitted for detection. Samples submitted may include sheets, clothes, stained materials or just about anything that is suspected of being soiled.
AHA! They can’t catch me - I’ve had a vasectomy!
(boy, I had no idea how useful that procedure woiuld be someday…)
Meet the product spokesperson.
