Greetings one and all. I finally decided to jump in to the deep end of the pool. I’ve lurked on this message board for over a decade and admired all the smart, witty postings. Because of you all, I’m the proud owner of a diva cup, consider myself one of Eve’s minions, and find relief that I am not the only one fascinated by pimple popping threads even if it does cause me to gag occasionally.
Personal info: Female, 53, happily married, no kids, atheist, liberal, living in rural northeast Missouri. Enjoy reading, swimming, gardening, Joss Whedon, and jogging, which in my case is more of a slow trot.
Okay - bring on the goat! (It is still just a goat, isn’t it?)
Holy crap, me too! That is some serious dedication, Mattie Blue. Glad you finally decided to hop into the pool. Please don’t pee in it … or declaw your cat. Snacks are down the hall to your left.
Welcome to the posting side of the Dope, Mattie Blue. I’m an over-50, married, childless, atheist, liberal resident of rural southeast MN, so I’m sure we’ll be bitter enemies before long. (What’s with this bizarre obsession you have with physical exercise, eh?)
WELCOME TO THE DOPE! ENJOY YOURSELF. HAVE A NICE TIME. DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS AS THEY SAY, UNLESS THAT’S YOUR CUP OF TEA OF COURSE IN WHICH CASE PLEASE DO! BUT ANYWAY I THINK YOU’LL FIT IN JUST FINE, UNLESS YOU DON’T, HEHE, BUT REALLY NOBODY IS WORRIED ABOUT THAT! ARE YOU HOT? HAHA JUST KIDDING. WELCOME! …WELCOME!
Oh God I get so nervous at introductions. Think I came on too strong?
