Find me some good threads, please

I’m feeling lazy this morning, and there are just so many new threads after being sick for a couple of days.

Could you guys just suggest some nice reading for me?

Fights in the Pit, kittens in MPSIMS, odd questions in GQ. Anything!

Suggesting threads in which you are the OP though will lead to disqualification. And people will probably point and laugh at you.
Also, please don’t edit your posts.

The handbag thread in the Pit is worth a read. You’ll learn a lot, as well as witness some really interesting vitriol.

tdn beat me to it.

And with far more style.

I’m kind of into jute these days.

Sauron has once again made me laugh a lot: Tip a canoe (and Sauron, too!) - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board

Genius.

Thank you. I had entirely missed that thread, somehow.