Find me the cringiest artist on the web

[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo]
This one may or may not be safe for workNaked kid with a creepy evil face sits on a (possibly mystic) sheep. What can you possibly say about it?
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The horror - just realised that the little girl’s face is that of the artist.

[QUOTE=Hunter Hawk]
It’s the best pinata ever!
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But, but, why is Jesus uncircumcised? Wait, is that supposed to be Jesus? Jesus and the Cult of One-Eyed Goat Sex? :confused:

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
For some reason, I’m not seeing any photo.
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Watch the right-hand box. He’s sitting in front of an altar-like thing.

[QUOTE=dangermom]
Why hasn’t anyone yet posted those scary freaky big-eyed paintings?
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Here ya go!

[QUOTE=Rick]
Boy nothing gets me hotter than a good fairy with a bare boob, and a beer gut.
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But the “good” fairy is stabbing the goth fairy to death!

Oh my goodness I like that one. God help me. Something about it brings to mind the memory of me curled up in my bed as a seven year old child, reading my mother goose book.

[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
I got your “Jesus the Bugger” right here.
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That looks like Scott Bakula.

Attack of the 50-foot Jesus, part two
(Actual title: Knock, knock, who’s there?)

[QUOTE=dangermom]
Why hasn’t anyone yet posted those scary freaky big-eyed paintings?
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You mean, Margaret Keane?

Plenty more where that came from.

Had to post this one, too.

[QUOTE=JonScribe]
Had to post this one, too.
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AAAGGGHHH!!!

BUSH BABY!

[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated]
Oh my goodness I like that one. God help me. Something about it brings to mind the memory of me curled up in my bed as a seven year old child, reading my mother goose book.
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[Slight hijack]That was done by Louis Wain whose cartoons of cats were quite popular in Victorian England. Unfortunately, he suffered from schizophrenia and that adversely affected his later work.

[QUOTE=Jeep’s Phoenix]
Here ya go!
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Holy crap! I had no idea that the number of “big-eyed” painters was large enough so as to constitute a distinct artistic style.

So the picture of the two blue cats were painted under the fog of schizophrenia? Hm. Well, I love it, nevertheless.

[QUOTE=JonScribe]
You mean, Margaret Keane?

Plenty more where that came from.
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I only have one thing to say to that:

“We like the Moon! 'Cos eeet eees close to uss!”

Comedy isn’t the only thing Yakov Smirnoff sucks at.

[QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated]
So the picture of the two blue cats were painted under the fog of schizophrenia? Hm. Well, I love it, nevertheless.
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So do I. I’d love a print of that.

[QUOTE=NDP]
[Slight hijack]That was done by Louis Wain whose cartoons of cats were quite popular in Victorian England. Unfortunately, he suffered from schizophrenia and that adversely affected his later work.
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At the risk of sounding insensitive, I disagree that his work was affected ‘adversely.’ If I had to choose one of Wain’s cat pictures to hang on my wall, it would definitely be one from his ‘schizophrenic’ period.

I may not know art, but I know what I like…

[QUOTE=NDP]
[Slight hijack]That was done by Louis Wain whose cartoons of cats were quite popular in Victorian England.
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I originally posted Wain’s work and I just realized something. After he went nutso, he was transferred to Napsbury hospital. My mother was the librarian there until about five years ago. Queue spooky music.

[QUOTE=JonScribe]
You mean, Margaret Keane?

Plenty more where that came from.
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My eyes, ze goggles they do nothing!

Dracula vs Catwoman.