Don’t beleive anything I say!
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, using my real name I was a
Deceitful Snaga
Elven Name Possibilities: The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Nuath
Hobbit lad name: Drogo Goodbody from Standelf
Dwarven Name: Lorin Iceyfoot
Orkish Name: Razhkûl the Sleek
I knew all the working out & attention to my diet would pay off!
Using my real name:
Elven - Vardamelion
Hobbit - Ilberic Chubb from Grindwall
Dwarven - Garin Deathleg
Orkish - Sniktakh the Blaktooth
Hey, these are pretty similar to Kallessa! I wonder if our real names are similar?
Using Skammer:
Elven - Alkharmaion
Hobbit - Madoc Hill from Willowbottom
Dwarven - Pundin Saphiremouth
Orkish - Lugkrut the Crazy
Orks have the best names!
I’m a Daring Orcling.
None of the names I got strike me as having quite the sizzle one would hope for. Well, the Orc name is “Globgash the Basher”; that’s not bad. Except that I’m not an Orc. I’m an Orcling. A daring one, even.
Why does the word “Orcling” conjure in my imagination visions of a baby warthog singing “I’m a little teapot”?
My Orc name is Bôrhûr the Toothless. I like it.
Real Name:
Elven - Firnhyando
Hobbit - Hending Tussle from Greenfields
Dwarven - Drór Clevercryer
Orc - Grúbrárz the Sly
Board Name:
Elven - Iaurquárëion
Hobbit - Sigismond Baggins from Needlehole
Dwarven - Bombur Cleverfist
Orc - Ashgash the Sly
Eh, whatever.
Real name:
Thalionbrethil
Harding Muddyfoot from Greenfields
Dror Poolanger
Ruzlack the Plunderer
Board name:
Donalph
Odovacar Headstrong from Needlehole
Palin Lightningbrace
Muzurk the Wicked
Would have liked to get something neat sounding. 
SD name - Revered Breelander
Elven - Sandaaearion
Hobbit - Merimas Fields from Oatbarton
Dwarven - Frerin Oakennose
Orc - Skargork the Horrible
Realname - Ring-wearing Istari
Elven - Dinregion
Hobbit - Bingo Bunce from Rushy
Dwarven - Kain Emeraldteeth
Orc - Pushzag the Stutterer
I like my orc name: Shagluk the Smasher
Hee-hee. SMASH.
I didn’t know orcs had names…
Orc name : Maulok the Choker.
(I wish it was my doper name!)
Elvish prefered name: Calenavarion
Hobbit name: Merry Gardener
Dwarven name: Perin Musicear
Real Name:
Beautiful Took
Elven: Lossenfang(ion)
Hobbit: Bungo Muddyfoot from Nobottle
Dwarven:Thráin Bloodyanger
Orkish: Skralakh the Raider
Board Name:
Groveling Elven Maiden
Elven: Gorothlith(ion)
Hobbit: Holman Millbanks from Combe
Dwarven:Parin Orcwrath
Orkish: Zagwûsh the Grim
My real name ones:
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
I am a: Deceitful Ranger of Ithilien
Elven: Nufalasien
Hobbit: Estella Ploughman from Sackville
Dwarfish: Lorin Claysinger
Orkish: Razhtrak the Horrible (now that one is pretty cool!)
Which begs the question: What is a ‘Forgotten Vanyar’?
What does its say about dopers that they/everyone seems to like their Orc name?!
They may be more accurate than you think. Look at these!
William Jefferson Clinton was a
Talented Orc
Hillary Clinton was a
Miruvor-drinking Barrow-wight
George W. Bush was a
Drunken Warg
Al Gore was a
Illiterate Meara (his Orc name is Urkrot the Straggler).
These all seem pretty apt. 
Oh boy! My name is: Lonely Neekerbreeker
That sounds really chivalrous, don’t it?
“Hello Fair Maiden, I am Lonely Neekerbreeker, come to save you from Smaug! Please don’t mind these broken horn-rimmed glasses I have patched with adhesive tape, or the many writing utensils I have in my pocketses. And please do not pay attention to the abacus I have clipped to my belt! I can save you, really I can! My mommy sent me!”
:D:D:D
Q
Clotty Peristalt from Humptulips
/snarf
The name part of that sounds very appropriate for a doctor.
As for where you’re from - :eek: :o
Elven: Eglafennasiel, Eglafennasien, Eglafennaswen
Hobbit Lass: Mirabella Sandyman from Stock
Dwarven: Fundin Sandwater
Orkish: Gutdúsh the Ripper
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, [insert MIS’ real name here] was a*
Cheerful Kin-slayer. * ::stares bug eyed at the screen:: A what???!!!
In Middle Earth, I am a Wicked Ghost.
Elven - Firaduial
Hobbit - Sancho Hill from Girdley Island
Dwarven - Bifur Cloudskin
Orkish - Olkrut the Sneaky
Using my board name - I am a Dimunitive Barrow-Wight
Elven - Orofaug.andoiel (why the period in the middle, I wonder)
Hobbit - Bell Boffin from theMarish
Dwarf - Palin Silentspear (Hmmm…I like!)
Orc - Muzghash the Mean
Using my real name - I am a Respected Ruffian
Elven - Alcmundoiel
Hobbit - Dora Took from Brandy Hall
Dwarf - Grundin Talonmirth
Orc - Lugbog the Strangler (I like this too!)
Dimunitive, but respected, ruffian barrow-wight…not bad