Find Your Middle Earth Name

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I hope this hasn’t been posted before! I did a search and couldn’t find it so here goes nothing-You can find your Middle Earth names at

http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp

Well I now can’t remember what mine where as I attempted to post this before and the (£"*^((") board was so slow I got DNS error page cannot be found again and again and I believe the proper phrase is “the hampsters ate it” but anyway my Elven name was Calandriel (I think) and my Orkish name was Thraknak the Destroyer and in Dwarvish I was Lim Woodeneyes.

Don’t the Orks have lovely feminine names? If any Dopers out there are having a baby girl anytime soon might I suggest Thraknak as a name? Lovely! :smiley:

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I already have one. :slight_smile:

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This one is my favorite of the few,Novlómëiel, thats my elvish name,by the way.

My hobbit name:Hanna Smallburrow from Haysend

I dont like the others

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According to this, I’m either a hobbit named Berilac Cotton, a dwarf named Durin Skylegs, or an elf with the unpronounceable name of “Girithhisie.”

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Oh, better yet, my hobbit name (off my real name) is…

Wait for it…

Irksome Sackville-Baggins.

Damn near ruined my day.

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Talented Neekerbreeker

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Hmmm…I have my doubts…These were all cut-and-pasted directly from the results I got for each name…

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Gandalf The Gray was a
Powerful Elven Maiden(Powerful, I’ll give ya, but…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Gimli MacGloin was a
Inbred Cave-Troll (I figured, since the Dwarves are fairly Celtic, the Celtic patronymic prefix would apply…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth,** Frodo Baggins** was a
Prancing Black Rider (would a Black Rider ever prance? That doesn’t seem very intimidating and evil…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Peregrin Took was a
Laughing Balrog (Are Balrogs capable of laughter?)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Arwen Evenstar was a
Angry Giant (I’m certain this will surprise Liv Tyler…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Tom Bombadil was a
Furry-footed Ruffian (another triumph of prediction…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Bilbo Baggins was a
Confused Goblin (yeah, say that to his face…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, JRR Tolkein was a
Creepy Black Rider (Hmmmm…)

According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Peter Jackson was a
Powerful Istari (definitely shows a bias toward the movies)…

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By my SD handle, I’m Ruzzog the Drooler!

Forgive me if I don’t ask Tubadiva to change me to that…

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Using my real name I found that I’m a: Ale-drinking Maiar.

My names are:

Elven
Malfanaion

Hobbit
Marcho from Bywater

Dwarven
Gundin Mithrelguard

Orkish
Grishluk the Gasher

Sort of like the idea of being a Mithrelguard. The rest, except for the Ale-drinking part, don’t do much for me.

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Using my real name:
Elven - Baranaglarwen
Hobbit - Mirabella Bracegirdle from Waymeet
Dwarven - Bundin Marblearrow
Orkish - Gorkû the Ripper

With my username:
According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, FairyChatMom was a Drunken Spirit
Elven: Bulëuialiel
Hobbit: Robin Hilldweller from Grindwall
Dwarven:Trór Snowbrow
Orkish: Ghazklâsh the Bloody-handed

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Shaghósh the Mucous.

Any hósh’s out there wanna shag? Hope you don’t mind a little snot.

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I’m a World-famous Druadan.

My elven name is Helkarun (with a ^ over the u, but I’m too inept to know how to code that.) I don’t want to be a hobbit, dwarf, or orc.

Although an elf would probably know how to code better, right? Maybe I’m an orc, after all. (Ghashaluk the Basher)

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Using my Real Name:
Elven - Rûdhkhelekion
Hobbit - Ferumbras Bunce from Greenfields
Dwarven - Dóin Redteeth
Orkish - Wazzag the Bad-Moon

With my username:
Elven - Donhirion
Hobbit - Odovacar Bushey from Binbale Wood
Dwarven - Talin Stealtharms
Orkish - Muzzog the Mucous

I like my Orkish names :slight_smile:

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Were I a hobbit, I’d be Harding Goodbody from Dwaling.

I can live with that.

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lol my orkish name is

Thrakwakh the Dirty

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Apparenly, I am a “Fearless Bird-tamer”. Which explains why my best friend’s budgie is afraid of me!

Elven names are Quellecristiel, Quellecristien, Quellecristwen. I prefer the first one.

I HATE the Hobbit name for me: Rosamunda Tussle from Brockenborings. I am NOT a Rosamunda!

Varin Lorecryer is my Dwarf name. It’s ok, but not all that great.

I kinda like the Orc name: Mormazh the Pillager.

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According to the Red Book of Westmarch, In Middle-earth, leechbabe was a Talented Brandybuck - Yay

Elven Name: Mansiwë

Hobbit name: Salvia Mugworts from Girdley Island

Dwarven Name: Trór Orcrage

Orkish Name: Grimbrúg the Grim

Hmmm apart from being a Talented Brandybuck I’m not so impressed with my names.

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Elven: Donalataien
Hobbit: Camellia Gardener from Michel Delving
Dwarven: Talin Skyear
Ork: Muzlok the Obtuse

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With my real name …

Elven : Maikalhugiel
Hobbit : Prisca Goldworthy from Dwaling
Dwarven : Ibun Thunderears
Orkish : Bagbad the Wicked (this one is pretty neat)

Using my username I am…

Elven : Dolenavariel
Hobbit : Prisca Gardener from Scary
Dwarven : Merin Thunderears
Orkish : Uglok the Nasty (that one is pretty catchy too!)

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Under my real name, I’m an Intelligent Ranger

Elven=Vanwauriel, Vanwaurien, or Vanwaurwen
Hobbit=Peony Brown from Tookbank
Dwarven=Gimli Deathskull (my favorite)
Orkish=Urdul the Blacktooth (apparently I don’t floss)

Under Kallessa I end up being a tired ringwraith with names like Lintfeniel (sounds like I collect fabric bits from a bog) and Estella. I’ll stick with Gimli, thank you very much.