Tired of those Elvish Names in Weird Earl's? Try Orcish or Dwarven!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Go here

http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp

for your Orcish or Dwarven name.

And go HERE to meet Hot Orcish Cheerleaders! They want to talk to YOU! 10 Gold Pieces per minute!

Have fun! :smiley:

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Bow before
**GhĂąshthak the Sneak **

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My user name translates to Wazgork the Despoiler in Orc. I like that.

Entering my real name I discover that in Middle earth I was an “Irritating Kin-Slayer”. I can live with that
 :stuck_out_tongue:

(on preview - the smilies are back to normal?)

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I AM
Krumuk the Blood-Axe

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My Entish name is Snikkitifooh. So there. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Using my real name, I got the following:

Hobbit: Posco Boffin from The Far Downs

Dwarf: Dwalin Iceyspear*

Orc: BĂșrzghash the Pug-nose

  • Does this make me Iampunha’s kid brother? :eek:
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Using my real name, I got the following:

Using my username (correctly spelt), I got the following:

I very much prefer being Pearl Cotton.

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According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Lorie ****** was a
Incognito Half-elf

Elven Name Possibilities for Lorie ******
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
Airealcar
Another masculine version is:
Airealcarion
More feminine versions are:
Airealcariel
Airealcarien
Airealcarwen

Hobbit lad name for Lorie ******
Pippin Bracegirdle from Scary
Hobbit lass name for Lorie ******
Dora Bracegirdle from Scary

Dwarven Name for Lorie ******
Balin Talonarrow
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Lorie ******
GhĂąshuk the Strangler
This name is for both genders.

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A huorn? I know I’m not the livliest guy around, but a tree?

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*** ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!***
Just kiddin’! :stuck_out_tongue:

Here are my names:
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Heather Ann ____ was a
Mischievious Steward

Elven Name Possibilities for Heather Ann ____
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is:
NoviĂą
Another masculine version is:
NoviĂąion
More feminine versions are:
NoviĂąiel
NoviĂąien
NoviĂąwen

Hobbit lad name for Heather Ann ____
Paladin Maggot from Buckland
Hobbit lass name for Heather Ann ____
Rosamunda Maggot from Buckland

Dwarven Name for Heather Ann ____
Gralin Icetears
This name is for both genders.

Orkish Name for Heather Ann ____
Ufwakh the Crippler
This name is for both genders.
I love all but my hobbit name. Maggot
 thanks! :dubious:

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All fear

Golwakh the Deathskull

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Drunken shirriff, heh. I can only dream of having a job that good.

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I be Thrakzog the Destroyer. You can call the Thrak for short, but make sure you speak in that font size.

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It has been brought to my attention that the link to the “hot orcish cheerleaders” who are will ing to talk to you for 10 GP per minute----doesn’t work. :o So sorry.

As an apology, here is a free link to a semi-hot Orcish Cheerleader.

She won’t talk to you (much like all other girls, if you play D&D), but you can talk to her, & then pretend that she is willing to talk to you (much like all other girls, if you play D&D).

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For my real name,

I hope that wicked, in this case, means awesome or cool - but I’m not so sure. For my username, as uninteresting as it is,

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*According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, I was a
Drunken Troll

Dwarven Name for me:TrĂłr Marblemallet

Orkish Name for me: GrĂșbburz the Slaughterer
*

But I like my Orc name better if I just use my username: Shagzag the Basher.
Such a nice ring to it!

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I quite like my Elven name. It’s very pretty and pronounceable.

For real name: