I don’t know where to start. My brother from out of town has just left after a wonderful four-day visit. Understand: this is my baby brother - 10 years younger than I am. I changed his diapers for crissake. I’m still trying to adjust to the fact that he’s allowed to drive.
Yes, he’s living with someone – good for them. I have no problem with the fact that the kid’s likely 10 times more sexually active than me, although on the few occassions I’d think of it I imagine that once or twice a year they might done it - missionary style, clean up immediately afterwards.
So imagine my triple shock at the following discoveries (TMI alert):
- fellatio is a common feature of their antics, mental denial image notwithstanding, a detail they’ve foisted onto my awareness without my consent
- taste is significantly influenced by recent diet
- THERE ARE RECIPIES TO TAILOR THE TASTE TO ONE’S PALETTE
My sweet, innocent baby brother’s favourite recipie is called The Super Spunk Smoothie.
(more TMI) Mrs. Call & I have enjoyed bilingual oral communication, but have never sampled the culinary aspects.
What are your experiences? What “recipies” work best? How long before should one consume the primer concoction? What differences, if any, are there between male and female, ahem, serving dishes?
(while you collect your thoughts on the matter, I’ll be upstairs, looking at baby photos, remininscing the innocent days gone by…)