So I said to myself, who doesn’t like jokes? 
I know this may sound a bit challenging,
but perhaps there are more people who would like to contribute to the funny side of life…
The idea of the game is that you should finish the joke that the previous player has begun.
And after completing it, you are to write the beginning of the next joke. That’s it.
I will put down the opening line of the first joke:
A deaf man enters a bar.
…bartender says, “you want a beer?”
Deaf man says “that’s right, I can’t hear.” (He was a bad lip reader).
That’s all I got for now. 
Yes, great! But you need to write the beginning of the next joke as well. 
Right, ok, donald trump and Joe Biden walk into a bar…
(hope political humor is ok in this thread…)
Only Joe walks out. Two men enter one man leave.
What do you call a conservative Supreme Court justice candidate?
I noticed that Si_Amigo was writing the end of the joke while I was writing mine, so I just waited.
However, I want to post mine as well (even though it’s not that great):
Donald Trump and Joe Biden walk into a bar and either of them orders a glass of water.
“I don’t need to drink alcohol,” says Biden. “I sleep like a baby wherever I go.”
“I don’t need to drink alcohol either,” says Trump. “I swear like a drunken sailor wherever I go.”
Now let’s go back to the game.
It doesn’t matter what you call her; Mitch McConnell will do his damnedest to get her confirmed.
How many Zen hot dog vendors does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Zen hot dog vendors does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’re too Zen to bother.
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A man walks into a doctor’s office.
He says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
The Doc says, “Well, then, don’t do that.”
What did the Inbox say to the Outbox?
“You should try doing my job, it’s a real pain in the butt.”
How many trump Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Burned out lightbulbs are fake news.
How many words can Trump misspell in one tweet?
Two hundred and eighty words. He’d misspell the word “I” that many times. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Knock Knock, whose there? Angie. Angie who?
Angie loves you and you know that can’t be bad…
A chicken walks into a bar.
And asks: “Who the hell put a bar in the middle of the road? All I wanted was to cross it.”
How many mask-deniers it takes to change a light bulb?
None. They ask the landlord to do it for them and stop paying the rent until a new light bulb has been put in.
A man buys a parrot for his son.
Later, he asks the son how he likes the parrot.
The son said, “It was delicious.”
The man said, “You ate it? That parrot could speak three languages!”
The son said, “Then why didn’t it say something before I cooked it?”
Why did the athlete take a roll of barbed wire to the Olympics?
-“BB”-
I enjoyed reading this one:
A man buys a parrot for his son.
Later, he asks the son how he likes the parrot.
The son said, “It was delicious.”
The man said, “You ate it? That parrot could speak three languages!”
The son said, “Then why didn’t it say something before I cooked it?”
Okay, let’s continue and let the inspiration flow.
He was unclear on the concept of drug spiking.
Why do Vulcans have green blood?
Why do Vulcans have green blood?
On their first intergalactic voyage they abducted a human who turned out to be Saint Patrick.
A Brexiteer and a Remainer enter a bar.
Actually, on the ‘barbed wire’ lead-in, I was expecting a punchline that referred to the sport of fencing.
Carry on.
-“BB”-