I don’t know what came over my keyboard.
A couple of twins enter a bar.
The bartender said “what’ll it be, double for the double?”
The twins said “Gosh dad, you wore that joke out years ago.”
What’s the difference between a monk and a bicycle pump?
A monk is a prayer confessor and a pump is an air compressor.
An antivaxer walks into a bar…
An antivaxer walks into a bar…
… and orders a tequila on the rocks. “I don’t do shots,” he says.
A pink elephant walked into bar…
-“BB”-
Donny the Drunk says “I’ll have what he’s having.”
What did the pillow guy say to the voting machine?