Finish the Sentence: If You're Happy and You Know It

…give me money
(i need to be happy too)

Masturbate.

(fits the original 3 syllable syntax)

. . . chap your clams!

it won’t last!

lap her glands!

(o)(o)

If you’re happy and you know it

lucky you.

… say a swear!

…have the decency to clean up afterward. Also, would it kill you to see to my needs just once?

get a job. (that’ll fix ya)

blow me.

(I’m grumpy today too)

Kopek, you naughty monkey!

you’re not paying attention.

…keep it to yourself.

Syntax error!

…slap a bitch!

…clamp your hams!

… pull my finger.

This made my day.

Which means… runs away

Mittin!

Mitten!