…then just sit there.
If you’re lazy and you know it,
And don’t care to whom you show it,
If you’re lazy and you know it, then just sit there.
[sub]Now you come up with one![/sub]
If you’re loony and you know it, go “b-b-b-b-b-b-b-diddle-SQUEEempoitnaaaaglerupppity!”
If you’re loony and you know it, go “fna-fna-fnabriggoy-oy-OY!”
If you’re loony and you know it,
and your straightjacket doesn’t show it,
If you’re loony and you know it, go “wooooozid-klaprin-n-neeeeegitwydeee!”
I would but I’m just to lazy.
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Oh, wow, you guys are just too funny. And too lazy, apparently.
But I seem to have just hit the manic phase of my bipolar day, so I’m all set with another verse:
If you’re chilly and you know it, bundle up!
If you’re a baseball player, wear a cup!
If you’re feeling kind of bad,
And the whole world makes you sad,
If you’re way down in the doldrums, lighten up!
Jeez, sorry. I couldn’t seem to settle on a single concept there.
I’m going to go back to being lazy, now.
If you’re gassy and you know it
Then just blow it.
But not when I’m present. 
If you can’t keep on topic, make one up!
If your meter gets kinda thrown off, wait for it to catch up!
If you can’t filk a folk song
and you want to make the thread long
Just sit and type in random things, then shut up!
If yoru dylsexci adn you now it, calp yoru hnads…
If you’re tired and you know it, start to snore
Make your way back to the bedroom, close the door
Can’t take anymore crap,
It must be time for a nap,
If you’re tired and you know it, start,… zzzz…
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-diddle-SQUEEempoitnaaaaglerupppity.
I’m not lazy. I’m just incredibly efficient.
If you forget the words la la la…
If you forget… la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la forgot the words.
Curious Canuck, that cracked me up.
If you’re lazy and you know it…
um…
Ohh! Nachos!
If you’re hungry and you know it, eat some food
But don’t ever fry your bacon in the nude
If you’re hungry and you know it
And you gut’s starting to show it
If you’re hungry and you know it… [homer]Mmmmm… donuts…[/homer]
If you’ve got ADD and you know it…Ooh, hey, what’s that?!
AntaresJB stole my concept!
If you’re easily distracted and you know it…ooo, shiny!
If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands.
If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands.
Then exprain why is it
That your hand is furr of shit!
If you barery speak the ranguage, crap your hands.
(I’m going to hell and know it, clap your hands …)
That’s funny shit! I’m crackin’ up over here! We can go to hell together. 
If You’re crappy at making stuff up, blame your muse!
If You’re crappy at making stuff up, blame your muse!
If you’re crappy at making stuff up
then you really should shut up
but if you dont
then you should really hit your muse!