Finish the Sentence: If You're Happy and You Know It

Finish the sentence: (simple, snarky or sweet - the choice is yours!)

If you’re happy and you know it . . .

Don’t let on, or someone will spoil it.

…get off my lawn.

(feeling grumpy today)

clap your glans!
On second thought…

Do you have a case of the Mondays? Cause y’know - it’s Wednesday - you should have a case of the Humpdays!

d&r

If you’re happy and you know it, go away!
If you’re happy and you know it, go away!
If you’re happy and you know it
Here’s my @#^$, how 'bout you blow it?
If you’re happy and you know it, go away!
Hoo-ray!

cheer me up . . .

Whoopty-do.

go away.

share your drugs

. . .you’ve had good sex!

The Littlest Briston has been non-stop with that song lately. It’s evolved into a “make the kidling shriek with glee” game where I take over the last verse with something like “If you’re happy and you know it pick someone up and blow raspberries on the belly mwuhahaha!!!”

I’m pretty happy today. Yay!
OW!!!

…you’re self aware.

… smell the glove!

and you really want to show it…

No! Wait, wait, put that away! We don’t need to see that here!

…jam a thumb up your bum.

Rub one out.

hang youself in the closet. (might as well go off on a good note, harhar)
burp out loud!

…go stick your head in a pig.