Age 7. In a bed. "Hey, when I push this against the skin of my inner thigh it feels really good!
I can’t tell anyone about this. This is weird and they’d think something was wrong with me. But it’s OK because it isn’t hurting anyone"
Girl here.
Ridiculously, embarrassingly, disgustingly late in life. Combine overly strict parents, an upbringing that screamed SEX IS BAD!!! at every corner, and no idea where to start and no access to any porn, and this is what you get. Doesn’t mean I didn’t try, I just never got anywhere.
Amusingly (or not) I thought that I had orgasms. Then in my twenties I got me a magic wand. Nope, now I knew what an orgasm was, and it wasn’t those little things I had when I was a teen.
i notice that the early posts by LabRat were about 10 minutes apart. reliving old memories?
I don’t remember my first solo orgasm, I had never 'bated to completion until after my boyfriend and I did it together. But, I do remember the first orgasm I got with my boyfriend, and suddenly all the really happy dreams I’d had throughout my life made sense. I still have dreams to completion, great way to start the day.
The thing is… while there’s no shortage of sharing and oversharing here, neither is it complete anonymity; some of us have been here more than a decade and may feel constrained about sharing too prurient a revelation here, for fear of damaging (or at least changing) our image here.
Lord knows I am, because otherwise I’d tell the story of looking at Honey West and gettin’ that feelin’…
Age about 11-12. I’m taking a bath, and suddenly realize that when I’m soaping up my dick it gets hard and FEELS FANTASTIC! Before long the feeling gets really intense and a white substance comes out. I think it’s pus, and somehow I’ve gotten an infection. This doesn’t stop me from doing it again . . . and again . . . and again. . . .
But long before that, age 5, I have my first fantasy, and get a “funny feeling down there.” But I don’t thing it was “productive.”
You can’t just drop this here and not describe the technique. 
I don’t know if I specifically remember the very first one, but I used to have strong sexually-charged thoughts as I was waking up, not exactly still asleep but not fully awake. I think one of these times I was sort of thrusting the bed while having these dream/fantasies, not consciously but because some part of my brain registered that it felt good. Then, I emptied my balls into my underwear, and out the top of the waistband. *That *woke me up.
After that, it was my regular morning activity, but I started using an old pair of undies so my mom wouldn’t freak that I was ruining the mattress pad. I might have been 13 or so.
My wife didn’t have an orgasm until I gave her one when she was 18, right after we started dating. She had shared a bedroom with her sister all her life and it never occurred to her to explore those tingly feelings. Needless to say, she soon began making up for lost time.
When I was 13.
In the examination hall, question paper was lengthy, last 30 minutes were remaining, there was quite a lot that I had not attempted. I was trying to hurry up and was agitated. I was sitting with legs crossed, kept on pressing them till orgasm. and of course I had no idea about what had happened.
I have no idea, as in NO idea.
Male or female?
I’m just posting to mention that when I looked at the MPSIMS main page, this thread title was right below one asking “What are some science experiments to WOW 10 year olds?”
I’m a bit surprised to see claims of ceiling spooge and gushing mystery liquid in some of these origin stories at age 11-12. Think I started around that age too, but IIRC it was a number of wanks down the road before much of anything came out. Wonder if I did permanent damage from all the dry-firing.
Male.
I was in my thirties. Married twice, but this job was one I took on myself. Had no idea I wasn’t having them before that day!
Vinyl,
First, let me apologize for neglecting the thread. I was out of town without Internet access for a couple of days. Next, let me explain. When I say I checked the ceiling, I don’t mean that I found anything. What I’m trying to say is that when I saw the mayhem around me, I looked up expecting to have to clean that up, too. In spite of the fact that I actually did this, I mention it because this is a very sensitive, vulnerable topic even to me and I’m trying to disarm it a bit. It’s just a bit pathetic, but I hope that if people can laugh at me and themselves, they’re less likely to attack.
Rush,
Thanks for the share. I have to ask. Two marriages without one? What did you think it was for? Did you view this as just another way that life was unfair to women? What was your thinking about this (seemingly pointless) act? Did you have any sense that other women got something out of this that you didn’t?
But we can use socks for other things, can’t we?
laughed. my. ass. OFF! srsly, doesn’t work for anyone at 10.
snerk okay, full disclosure. I’ve seen the movies and TV shows but have never gotten the mechanics of this. What’s the point and how does that work? I was once horny enough to try to screw the spot between my mattress and box spring (the beaded edge of the mattress HURTS). What the hell can a sock do?
You know, I dated a woman with very similar experiences. She used to do it because it relaxed her and made her go to sleep. By the time we broke up, she’d still never had one.