It looks like my driveway.
“What the !@#$ is that?”
“Are we there yet?”
we’ve got Exigius 12½.
OK! So WHERE ARE YOU, JOHN GRAY, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!
“shit, I think I left the flag at home”
“Those weapons of mass destruction gotta be here somewhere.”
I guess this proves it. Wherever you go … There you are.
Ulla! Ulla!
“It’s a dangerous business, going out of your door. You step onto the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
" I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!"
“So, Dominoes, it’s delivery in 15 minutes or no charge, right?”
That would actually be kinda cool.
“Huh. Guess it’s better than getting stuck at Minot.”
Air Force humor.
Somebody should make a joke about Albuquerque.
I see a sign… my universal translator has it as" DO NOT CONTINUE TO THE BLUE PLANET!! those people are fucking crazy!"
Hm. Needs cheerleaders.
“FINALLY I can get out and stretch my legs!”
“Quaid, start the reactor” - this one works better if someone on the mission actually is named Quaid.
“Hmm, It’s not so much red, as it is more of an italian burnt sienna.”
As some endeavors are only undertaken to show it is possible, I invite all of humanity to join in my humble steps proving our capacity for greatness.