“The weight that now presses this step into the Martian soil is not by my weight alone, but by the weight of the human spirit which has pushed across eons that are as dark and unknown to us as the vastness of space that lay beyond in our future; let this be only the beginning of such first steps, and may there never be a last.”
“Owdammitsonofabitchowheelp! I fell off the ladder and broke my arm! I am in a great deal of pain! Carter! Grab the duck tape and help me make a splint!”
The distance doesn’t matter; it is only the first step that is the most difficult.
“Houston, do people really taste like chicken? Over.”
Cue Slo-Mo …
“We are the Martians, now.” With transmission interference garbling the “the,” for tradition.
(Special thanks to Ray Bradbury)
“Crap, I just realized I left my phone on my dresser back on Earth, we gotta go back for it.”
“Aaaaaaand… ACTION!”
“Where the three-tittied bitches at?”
<SLAPS Scarlett67 With The Wet Trout Of Awakening>
See post #71.
poking Bosda in the shoulder while munching a carrot
See post #12, Doc.
Nice!
But we’ll probably here something like this.
After this long trip, I’m ready for a cool sip of ZeroG Pepsi. Aaaahhh! Remember folks, nothing refreshes like ZeroG Pepsi - the official drink of Mars Mission III.
I dont think we are in kansas anymore.
[deeeeep intake of O2] “RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!”
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or ooo-laaa, if you prefer the musical version.
Flemish or Wallonian?
“Okay, if anyone’s gotta pee, better do it now… this is the last stop before Jupiter.”
“This is on small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind… Unlike other astronauts, I say my first words correctly.”
Oh… 50-50.
“CHERRY CHEVAPRAVATDUMRONG!!! I started practising that when we left…”
“Kaor!”