I am so tired of answering this question on every damn job application…
“Huh. That’s funny.” <static>
Khaaaaaaan!!!
"You…
put…
your…
…right foot in you put your right foot out you put your right foot in and you shake it all about!.."
“Take me to your leader”
“Ok, everyone remember we’re parked in Goofy 13!”
Okay, if I was going to go for something other than serious, it would be this one!
Maybe I’d do it anyway.
One could start a real fight by saying “I claim this planet in the name of my own, Jasoom!”
Landing craft on Mars surface to Earth: “Ah, Houstan, we are now aligned with Jupiter.”
Earth to Mars landing craft: “Confirming Jupiter alignment with Mars. Initiating following
procedures: peace guiding the planets, love steering the stars, age of Aquarius dawning.”
Great, now I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head all day.
It doesn’t look like it did in the brochure.
“We have made our first impression on Mars, now what impression will it make on us?”
-Obscure book paraphrase
It wasn’t me!
“…Okay. So the moon’s not made of cheese. I can live with that. But this…no Mars bars?!”
There’s a weird, special place in my heart for that movie.
“I think I just peed a little.”
“Klaatu barada nikto this, motherfucker!”
“In this monumental step for Manki-- whoa . . . Okay . . . Hang on . . . Dammit, I dropped one of my contact lenses . . . Everyone step carefully, and help me look around.”
“No, no, no, just wait a Goddamned minute! I need to set the urn of Ray Bradbury’s ashes next to the Mars Lander and get a picture first!”
~VOW
Did you mean “one”? or was the spelling mistake intentional to add irony, and I am now making a fool out of myself. I can never seem to tell the difference.
Shit, it was a typo! But the irony is still sweet, isn’t it?
Woah! Check out the Barsooms on that babe!