Uh, 
God, I’m bad at smileys
Once, at band camp? 
Let it go. It’s Chinatown.
But only once.
For 20 minutes.
While burning their dog.
With a 1920s-style death ray.
And they brought back pie.
Hi, Opal.
(How many did I forget?)
Rio.
LOOK AT MY TITS!
Og.
Foreskin hater/lover.
Penis ensues.
I think that about covers it.
Oh dear Og. What–WHAT–did I miss?
(Kinda curious about that Rio thing, but not nearly as much as I am about boooooooooooooobies.)
The answer to any musical question is Rio by Duran Duran.
FWIW, I’m not much aware of the history with TubaDiva, but when I saw her post in that thread I thought it was quite aggressively assy, especially when I remembered she was a moderator. Sure, it wasn’t exactly vitriolic, but out of the blue in response to a totally innocent question, it seems completely uncalled for. Geez, I wish I had the kind of life where I could be a total dickhead in response to a simple inquiry that I’m being paid to answer.
Eh, you didn’t miss much. His boobs aren’t that nice.
I made it up. Or, actually, a female friend of mine did this to me whan we were amusing ourselves by arguing some nitpicky point about a movie or book or God or quantum physics or something. She probably got the idea from some movie or TV show herself.
Yes, they were nice, but she didn’t let me touch them. 
Some stupid thing about her husband wouldn’t understand … 
If anyone* knows where she may have got the idea, let me know. She’s a TV and cinema junquie, so she likely was previously inspired.
But not Maureen
Another point in your favor.
Personally, I’ve always been saddened that “Hack her to death with a kitchen knife” didn’t catch on as an SDMB catchphrase.
The teaching profession worked for me.
I bet that if I claimed that fishbicycle cared way too much about his post count, he’d correct me, and tell me that he didn’t care about his post count…AND THEREBY PUMP IT ONE HIGHER!!
I’m on to you, fishbicycle I’m on to you…
Damn, ya got me.
:: sobs ::
He must be trying to pad his post count.
I wonder what Tuba thinks of the tow truck industry.