Five bumper stickers commonly seen in your area

Give us a little snapshot of what it’s like where you live, at least as experienced by the folks who express themselves with their cars.

In no particular order, here’s mine for Gainesville Florida:

  1. Go Gators! (Anything to do with the Gators, really)

  2. Sorry I’m late, I was at Satchels (A few variations on this one as well)

  3. Confederate flags

  4. Salt Life

  5. Jesus fish, some Darwins too. I know it’s not actually a bumper sticker, but I don’t care if you don’t.

Now tell me what you usually have to read while you’re sitting at the light!

  1. Something Teahadist.

  2. KFRG radio

  3. Something else anti-Obama.

  4. Student of Excellence at a local elementary school.

  5. Co-exist.

Just a confused look at the redneck part of SoCal.

Coexist mostly.

Keep Portland Weird

Old Obama stickers

Heh. I read that as - “Coexist, mostly” :smiley:

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[li]Coexist[/li][li] “This Car Climbed Mt. Washington” - all of 6,100 feet; someone who grew up looking at the Sierra Nevada and drove through 11,000-foot Bear Tooth Gap a number of times can only smirk.[/li][li] Various Obama stickers[/li][li] Various NRA stickers[/li][li] Various indie rock band stickers[/li][/ul]

I see fewer bumper stickers of any kind here than I did in California. Way fewer. Of course, 85% of the ones there were boiling-mad red-state witticisms, and about 85% of the cars seemed to have them. Blue state, my ass.

Bumper stickers have really fallen out of favor around here in the last five years or so.

What you do see are the removable magnetic emblems that are mostly:

  1. A High School
  2. A Church
  3. A College

Occasionally you’ll see and old Volvo loaded up with left-wing slogans, but the stickers are as old as the car - at least 15 years old. (Ex. - “Wouldn’t it be great if the Air Force had to have a bake sale to buy a new bomber and the schools blah, blah, blah…”

More rarely, you’ll see a bunch of right-wing Tea Party stuff, usually on a pickup. There’s one I see occasionally with a huge “Where’s The Birth Certificate?” sticker along with a dozen other similar but smaller stickers. You can see it from a mile away, which is good, because the guy driving is really, really, old and probably shouldn’t be on the road.

…various K-12 school sports boosters. “West Tompkins HS Lacrosse” and so forth. Forgot about these. But yeah, the mag-discs and such are much more common these days.

In order of how often I notice them:

  1. NRA
  2. Stick figure families with occasional parodies.
  3. Various anti Obama stickers.
  4. Browning (firearms manufacturer) logo.
  5. Various “My truck is better than your truck” stickers.
    Honorable mention, those marathon and half marathon distance stickers.

Stuck in Ohio

I don’t know the last time I saw a bumper sticker.

Probably close to 2 decades ago. (It was a Jesus Fish.)

The Browning logo I mentioned in my other post.

Where are you located?

Pick any 5 variants of:

“I’m Holier Than Thou”

and you’ll have a good idea.

Throw in one or two bragging about a kid doing well in a third-rate elementary school.

I see this one quite a bit around here for some reason. I just now learned what it meant when I looked it up.

I feel the same way. Bumper stickers?

No one has bumper stickers here in Eastern Ontario.

If We Don’t Have It, You Don’t Need It http://www.danandwhits.com/

Mad River Glen Ski It If You Can http://www.madriverglen.com/

This Car Climbed Mount Washington

Brake For Moose: It Could Save Your Life

Ditto for northwestern Ontario.

In our colony to the south (that’s northern Minnesota for those who are geographically impaired), Sven and Ole’s (a pizza parlor) and Jesus fish bumper stickers are not uncommon.

The most popular by far around here is, “I don’t care how they do it in California!”.

I need to get some.

Ontario, just like the other folk who never see 'em.

Chicago:

Coexist
HRC’s = sign
Obama (many different variations)
Wall Drug (which is not anywhere near here)
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