Stanley Kubrick movies
Eyes Wide Shut
Cruise, Kidman and kinky sex.
The Shining
Stephen King hated this version.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Let’s talk about this, Dave.
Next:
Movies with dinosaurs.
Movies with dinosaurs:
One Million Years BC:
Dinosaurs? When you’ll see Raquel?
Jurassic Park:
Big budget, bigger box office.
The Flintstones:
Rosie O’Donnell imitates Betty perfectly.
Next: Great Car Chase Films.
Movies with dinosaurs.
*One Million Years B.C. *
Dinosaurs, fur bikini, excellent teeth
Valley of Gwangi
Dinosaur with really stupid name
The Lost World–Jurassic Park 2
Everybody should have stayed home
Next:
Leslie Nielsen movies
Great Car Chase Films.
The French Connection
It ain’t Popeye The Sailor
Bullitt
McQueen tears up San Francisco
The Seven-ups
Bullitt with Sheriff Brody instead
Next: Leslie Nielsen movies
Leslie Nielson Movies
Wrongfully Accused
One hilariously dated nineties spoof
Scary Movie 3
The Wayans did it better
Airplane!
Oh stewardess, I speak jive!
Next: Movies with Plot Twists
Movies with Plot Twists
Laura
Detective falls for corpse’s memory.
Ten Little Indians
The Judge isn’t really dead.
The Sixth Sense
Doc, I see dead people.
Next:
Movies about royalty.
The Queen
Dead princess? What dead princess?
The Madness of King George
The king’s shit is blue!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Day Six: Still not king.
Next: Rob Reiner films.
When Harry Met Sally…
Just crazy kids in love.
Stand by Me
Stephen King really wrote this?
The American President
POTUS, hawt lobbyist become sweeties.
Next: Movies in or about Ireland.
Movies in or about Ireland:
The Commitments:
Rhythm and Blues, Dublin style!
The Snapper
Chief O’Brien’s daughter gets preggers.
The Van
I didn’t see this one.
Next: Bette Davis movies!
The Bad Sister
Her screen debut, in 1931.
All About Eve
Margo Channing rules, no doubt.
Wicked Stepmother
Her last film, in 1989.
Next: Three films each best known for a song appearing in it.
Three films each best known for a song appearing in it:
The Breakfast Club:
“Don’t you forget about me.”
A Clockwork Orange:
Beethoven’s Ninth, to the max.
Bonnie and Clyde:
Foggy Mountain Breakdown, bluegrass style.
Next: Movies filmed in black-and-white.
Some Like it Hot:
Jack and Tony in drag
Casablanca:
“Allons enfants de la Patrie”
White Heat:
“Top of the world, Ma!”
Next: Vietnam war movies
Vietnam war movies
Good Morning,Vietnam
Robin Williams’ career truly begins.
Apocalypse Now
Love the smell of napalm?
First Blood
Rambo premieres in the jungle.
Next:
Fred Astaire movies
Holiday Inn:
Bing Crosby in blackface
The Gay Divorcee:
Fred and Ginger not homosexuals
Blue Skies:
Two song and dance men
Next:
Cult films
Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Tim Curry’s greatest known role
Reefer Madness:
Majihuana (sic) will kill you.
I Spit on Your Grave:
Raped woman kills her attackers
Next up: Tom Hanks movies
Tom Hanks movies:
Big:
Tom wants to be BIG!
Philadelphia
Tom had a gay teacher!
Sleepless in Seattle
Tom scores with Meg Ryan.
Up next: Jodie Foster movies.
Jodie Foster movies.
Contact
Aliens resemble scientist’s dead Dad.
The Accused
Gang rape on pinball machine.
Taxi Driver
Crazed vet rescues teen prostitute
Next: Humphrey Bogart movies
Humphrey Bogart movies
Casablanca
A kiss is still a kiss.
The African Queen
Missionary woman reforms boat captain.
The Caine Mutiny
It’s all about the strawberries.
Next:
Razzie Award winners
Razzie Award Winners
Hudson Hawk
Willis had a great time
Showgirls
The sex scenes are laughable
Battlefield Earth
Aren’t vanity projects the worst?
Next: Jerry Bruckheimer Productions
Razzie Award winners
Mommie Dearest
Joan Crawford torments her kids!
Inchon
Moonie epic about Korean War.
The Lonely Lady
Whatever happened to Pia Zadora?
Oops!
Next topic: Jerry Bruckheimer Productions