In the spirit of the *Flame Yourself * thread, which was highly rewarding, I thought, in the true spirit of Das Pit, I would start a
Flame the Next Post thread. The element of surprise, I strongly suspect, could possibly leave many a doper here giddy with …uh…glee.
To start things off:
You arrogant peice of offal. Monkeys on crack have more cohesiveness than that peice of garbage you just spewed forth like a frat boy. Did you ever hear of cites? Links?
In Webster’s your picture is right next to the words: Suck, Hoover and Kirby. All-porn-all-the-time has really rotted your maggot infested brains. Pardon me, your maggot infested gray cell. Note singular. How did you manage to type such trite with one hand shaking the coconut tree and the other making funny noises with your lips? The short bus must have run you over at the bus stop. The driver pleaded an attempted mercy kill. Your parents did not press charges.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant thrash you with his toes.
May your wife be plagued with runner in her hose…
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
Listen Dickdrip, come near me one more time with your disease-ridden, ass-scratching, never-been-washed-because-soap’s-too-complicated self and I’ll personally see that you don’t live to smoke another rock.
Vous ne m’effrayez pas, porc-chien anglais! Allez bouillir votre fond, fils d’une personne idiote. Je souffle mon nez à vous. Je ne veux pas ne vous parler pas plus, vous vide l’essuie-glace dirigé de cuvette de nourriture animale! Fart I dans votre direction générale! Votre mère était un hamster et votre éperlan de père des baies de sureau!
Hey Goat Molester, why do you even bother to post? Dont you have anything better to do like sticking your weenie into a mixer? Stop wasting my air by breathing you Assplug.
(my sincere apologies but that felt good to do ;))
Ooh, Beeblebrox, I just love it when folks post in French, even if they are cussin’ someone out. I don’t know what in the hell you said, but won’t you please post some more French, Sweetie? Pretty please? Uh, sil vous plait? With a cherry on top? Oh, and how do you get all the funky accent marks to show up when you post? Is there some befandangled code that’ll put them in for us, or what?
[celestina runs to get her French dictionaries and stuff . . . ]
Oops, I almost forgot the OP, ahem
Robb!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself insulting Kwyjibo’s Doper status. You apologize this instant or else I’m going to get my virtual paddle and apply it to your virtual bottom. Do you hear me?
(umm…aren’t we supposed to be flaming the next post?)
Here’s a go…ahem
You filthy piece of offal! How dare you set foot in this forum ant taint it with your presence? You vile, repulse pile of steaming phlegm, may the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits. If so much as one more electron comes from your direction, I will personally place an abnormally strong magnet in the vicinity of your hard drive, and force you to drink the milk that expired yesterday!
Man, you’re as dumb as the fuckwads who can’t tell the difference between the next post and the previous post. Go suck the sinal fluid out of Thomas Jefferson’s rotting corpse.
Dragonblink, you are as stupid as your retort. TJ is dead, and has been for over 150-some-odd years. Don’t be a moron, just shut the hell up and accept the fact that you are challenged beyond your means.
Your keyboard tappings far exceed your wit. Accept it, and quit wasting bandwidth.
I don’t know what in the hell you said, but won’t you please post some more French, Sweetie? Pretty please? Uh, sil vous plait? With a cherry on top? Oh, and how do you get all the funky accent marks to show up when you post? Is there some befandangled code that’ll put them in for us, or what?