YOU ARE A WHORE AND A PHILANTHROPIST AND A LESBIAN AND A DWARF!
You are.
Yo, cement-headed wannabe who follows this post, how’s it feel to be the last on the bandwagon? Don’t let the screen door hit ya on the way out, tirebiter. On second thought, do.
And Enderw24, I know you are, but what am I?
You’re hardly worth insulting.
Boogers improve your appearance.
Your parents invented the condom.
“Batteries required” is a reference to your mate’s orgasm.
You were voted “Most likely to trip”.
Your clothes were donated by Haitians.
Your IQ requires a decimal point.
A zipper mystifies you.
Robb, thank you, Sugar. I’ll check this out and see if I can figure out how to do accents and things. 
This is for the next poster:
:wally 
u suk :mad: