Flame War Rules

  1. Subtract 20 from all forthcoming numbers :wink:

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Um, I think you kind of missed the point there. Gabriel numbered his rules 94-96, which is what numbers they would have been had they immediately followed the first page (93 was the last number on the first page). Gabe, being new, missed the little “page numbers” at the top and bottom of the threads. Coldfire’s “hypocritical” comment was in no way a commentary on the length of the thread.
But you already knew that, right…?


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.

11,473,984. Whaddya mean lighten up? I’ve never participated in a flame war before. Let me have my fun, for crying out loud.


The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.

BTW, I am in full compliance with rule #124.


The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.

ummmm, are we having fun yet ?

  1. if we are going to do this, we should better do it properly and play it by the rules!!!

  2. and of course give every rule the benefit of the annoying doubt (<- its the “spot the rule” competition, and as a bonus, the “how many rules” award will go to the munchie of the tread).

bj0rn - bla

sdruighs sogog wogj weoigigoweo egoijgjoweg qeg eq, ;lsdaf aflskjsfaj 2354ljj 523j l5 erwq erqw m, qergiewh hiuew.

And that STILL made more sense than your last post, bj0rn.

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

bj0rn: 22
Rousseau: 17
Coldfire: 12
chrisctp: 11
Pariah: 9
The Ryan: 9
moriah: 7
agisofia: 6
Gabriel: 4
Konrad: 4
UncleBeer: 4
jodih: 3
Sylence: 3
RTFirefly: 3
Byzantine: 2
Crick&Watson: 2
mikan: 2
mr thin skin: 2
Rysdad: 2
WallyM7: 2
Alphagene: 1
dlv: 1
Eutychus55: 1
Erroneous: 1
Navigator: 1
Imthecowgodmoo: 1
MoosieGirl: 1
PunditLisa: 1
Mojo: 1
Yue Han: 1
Squee: 1
TVeblen: 1
DrFidelius: 1
Lawrence: 1
PunditLisa: 1
John Corrado: 1
Occam: 1
Frankd6: 1(0)

= 154(153) rules so far

bj0rn - my dog…im a munchkin(or whatever)

OK, so your aim is to make a list of all contributors to this thread.

But… dog? Munchkin? Munchy?

What on Gods Green Earth are you talking about?

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

and if you dont mind me asking in return, what the bugger are you talking about?

bj0rn - rule #1001

Well, it’s a common expression, unlike the ones you seem to use:

“what the bugger”
“i sodding told you so”
“i dont give a buggering sod”

Etc, etc.

Now explain the dogs and munchkins that keep popping up in your posts.

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
  1. Calmly point out that someone who can count and list the number of Rules each poster has contributed to this thread has waaaayyyyy to much time on his hands. :wink:

The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.

my first smiley. i’m so proud.


The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur.

Do they have green earth in Iceland? Isn’t that why it’s called Iceland?

::d&r::

-Melin

…and he has trouble finding the meaning in “God’s Green Earth.” By Odin, I’ll never understand this guy. By the way, he has yet to justify the dogs and munckins. I know for a fact that there’s some rule here that says I have to point that out. I would go and read through the entire thread again trying to find out the specific number of said rule, if I was a useless incoherent cave-dwelling Viking.


The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group.