**OK! I’m not going to tell you again. You kids pipe down and go to sleep. If I hear one more peep for up there I coming up and there will be tears. I’m telling you now.
Honey, would you please do something about these goddamned kids. They’re driving me nuts.**
::flipping Spavined Gelding the finger::
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Y’know, in the spirit of the rule which states that parody threads should have a link to the thread/article/website being parodied, the OP probably oughtta have a disclaimer stuck in by a Mod/Admin so some poor newbie doesn’t wander in here and get shellacked, or think this kinda’ unprovoked shit goes on for real 'round here.
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Ya dumbass.
Duct tape?
Hmmm… why didn’t I ever think of?
Hmmm…
Carry on, I’ll be back!
All a newbie has to do is wander into ANY Pit thread and state an opinion, they will get the gist of the Pit very quickly. Now, go play bad-cop somewhere else, OK?