“Godspeed, little doodle.”
Ned: No footlongs please.
Maude: I know how they make you feel.
“I’ll take white bread, thank you very much, with a glass of water on the side for dippin’!”
To be fair, everything past “…a glass of water” was said in unison by the entire Flanders clan.
screams like a woman Purple drapes! I’ve always wanted purple drapes! screams like a woman
And Harry Potter and all his friends burned in Hell for practicing witch craft!
Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style – that’s cucumbers with cottage cheese.
…and God bless the middle man for jacking up the price…
Fine and dandy like sour candy!
and <nitpick #2> “If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.”</nitpick #2>
“And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing’s flip-flopped.”
-This may be the reason for all the confusion
Homer: Boring! Let’s watch something else.
Rod&Todd: Aw…
Ned: Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch.
Homer: Yeah…
[Homer flips through channels which all seem to be blank]
Homer: Hey, what gives? I thought you had a satellite dish.
Ned: Sure doodily-do. Over 230 channels locked out!
[sup]WITH A NOD TO B. ROBINSON[/SUP]
Get him, Tod! Mercy is for the weak!
–from the crazy golf episode, really early.
It’s not one of the great lines, but it’s just so before Ned became Ned I thought I’d mention it.
“Now kids, aren’t you glad we don’t believe in vaccinations?”
“Yes!” (Rod and Tod, as they lie shivering and pale on the sofa, struck down with the measles or something)