Christians look to Saint Simpsons
Of course, I have no idea who this “Saint Simpsons” character is, but I do find it hysterical, to say the least, that Ned Flanders gets his own celebratory event, to say nothing of a fan club.
“Now, would you like to be shown to your room, or dragged off kicking and screaming?”
“Ooh, kicking and screaming, please!”