Land o’ Lakes school?
Maybe they just wanted to stop the Wizard before he pulled this trick:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/770238/make_the_land_o_lakes_butter_indian_show_you_her_boobies/
(That’d make a GREAT High School Yearbook cover, BTW.)
Instead of station WFTV, shouldn’t that be WTF-TV?
It wasn’t that he was fired for practicing wizardry in the classroom, it’s that he didn’t stick to the school board’s approved curriculum for 10th-grade Wizardry and the Dark Arts.
Everyone knows that toothpick trick shouldn’t be taught until senior year.
I’m guessing the major effect of that would be the availability of more and better tacos. Other than that, I’m not sure we’d notice. 
Anything to clear up the mess at the border crossings would be welcome. You guys up north can keep all that money you were going to spend on a fence and, I dunno, give it to Burma or something.
I don’t know about wizards but I do know there are witches in Florida; I dated one. She told me she was a witch and could cast a spell on me that would turn me into something. I laughed at her and told her she couldn’t do it. We were driving at the time; she leaned over, stuck her tongue in my ear and put her hand on my thigh. I turned into a motel almost immediately. What more proof do you need?
I would like to refer people back to posts #23, #35 and #36. The reports of wizardry seem greatly exaggerated. Did any of the articles show the supposed letter where the traumatized student complained of the alleged wizardry?
Just because half the people in this state have voting issues doesn’t mean the entire state is full of inbred hicks straight out of a scene from Deliverance. The rest of you 49 states have your share of embarrassing incidents you just didn’t have to suffer the effects of yours and keep hearing about it for 8 long years.
Although I do sometimes believe that Texas and Florida deserve some form of punishment for contributing to the Bush problem. Maine, too, you started it. But
I can’t leave Florida, I think I would freeze to death if I had to move farther north than the panhandle.
I also dated a girl who was into witchcraft. She claimed she could turn me to stone. I laughed at the very notion. Then she showed me her breasts and I started getting hard. Witchcraft is real.
How cold were they?
As cold as a well digger’s butt?
This should be on all the liscense plates from Florida.
As cold as a witch’s t…
…oh, I see what you did there.
Did she happen to say why witches wear brass bras? I’ve always wondered. And where do they buy them?
I work with learning-disabled kids at a high school, and you’d be surprised how much more productive the kids are once they have a rapport with their instructor, tutor, etc. It also helps develop a healthy, but not unquestioning, respect for authority when they feel they have something in common with us. JME.
I prefer to think of it as the sewer into which all the filth of the East Coast drains.
They get them from the Brass Monkeys.
The monkeys use the brass for jockstraps.
Actually, the witches I know prefer to wear no bras at all, especially the male ones. This, therefore, removes the problem of where to buy them.
Maybe so; I don’t have formal training as a teacher. All I know is from my own experience and what I read in the Substitute Handbook.
You’re not gonna push the “flush” handle, are you? 'Cuz that would be very, very naughty! Definitely don’t do that… 
I appreciate the confirmation. Witchcraft is indeed real.