Flowbee works

In My Humble Opinion
1

My wife is a sucker for ads and infomercials.
we have

  1. A dispenser that makes pop from syrups. Expensive a sits in basement
  2. We have a device that takes the air out of the bags before she puts them in the refrigerator. Bags are not easy to come by.works ok I guess
  3. A device that takes the air out of sweaters for packing. true they are smaller but the weight stays the same and she packs me into a hernia
  4. two huge woks. still in boxes
  5. Fondue maker. used once. Microwave works better
  6. A flowbee. It gives a great haircut. She broke it. They had a tv program debunking infomercials on Detroit tv last year. They laughed at the Flowbee til they tried it. Then they admitted it worked very well. Require s a canister vacuum cleaner which is not what she bought when we needed a new one.
2

Or, you can just get a pair of Wahl clippers. They’re about $20, come with blade guards in 1/8" increments, and it only takes 30 seconds more to clean up. Even less if you do it outside.

3

Dad, go back to playing Morrowind. You’ve got gruntwork to do.

4

Has she considered the pasta pot cover that drains pasta quickly and safely?

I had an acquaintance who used the Flowbee and his hair looked OK. He wasn’t trying for anything better-looking than a utilitarian haircut though.

5

Actually, I don’t believe she has the pasta pot cover.
I wouldn’t be a BIT surprised if one was on the way.

We’ve had (I think) 4 woks in our lives. She’s used them a grand total of one (1) time.

6

My neighbor got a Flowbee. He was scared to use it, so he decided to test it on his very long-haired dog.

But the dog was extremely frightened of vacuum cleaners. The results were hilarious.

7

If only YouTube was available back in the day…

…can you imagine the trouble you old people would have got into?

8

My former neighbour used a Flowbee and his hair looked fine. Of course, he was a giant mofo of a body builder, and I don’t think anyone would have told him he looked bad even if he did. Well, I would have, because I’m like that.

9

I’ve been using a Flowbee for over a decade. It’s a lot easier than using clippers, although I still use clippers for fine work. I think I paid about $60 for the Flowbee and I figure it’s saved me a couple grand.

10

Although we admittedly haven’t used our Soda Club nearly as often as when we first bought it, I’m still extremely fond of it.

I’ve always wondered how well (or not) a Flowbee would work on black hair. But I’m not about to find out.

11

You could ask this lady. Her hair looks nice. However, we don’t know if she’s just started Flowbee-ing, or is just finishing up.

12

It comes with a Schmiermittel für die Blätter?? Does that have something to do with my bladder?? :eek:
I have got to learn German…words like Haustierpflegenadapter look like such fun.

13

Hehe. No danger to any body parts. All it is is lubricant for the blades. And the Haustierpflegeadapter is just a pet grooming adapter.

This site was clearly translated from the original English. And poorly at that.

14

Don’t show her this website then

asseenontv.com.

This place even has a store at the Mall of America.

15

In expensive dinner dates. :cool: