I would have to vote for Foghorn Leghorn.
Mr Krabs is pretty devious, but he is pretty cheap, too.
I think that will be his undoing.
Foghorn has that “Win-at-all-costs-even-if-I-have-to-hire-a-machine-that-will-turn-Krabs-into-Mrs Krabs” additude.
He’s got a lot of rube goldbergesque ideas that are sheer genius.
It will be an even match, don’t get me wrong.
Mr. Krabs is, well, pretty crabby.
Add a hard shell and claws and you have a formidable opponent.
Mr. Krabs, being tight fisted with the cash, will pursue a penny til he gets it.
He’s got endurance and moxie.
The other negative aspect of Foghorn is that while his ideas are brilliant, sheer brilliant I tell you, few work in the long run. How many years has his fued with Charley the dog have passed, I ask. Too many is the answer, my friend.
If Krabs should team up with Charley, then Leghorn would team up with Plankton to even things out.
Mr. Krabs is incredibly stingy when it comes to money. Foghorn Leghorn doesn’t really do much, unless he’s tormenting that dawg or if Henery Hawk’s confusing him for a chicken again.
That said, a possible reason for this match is that Mr. Krabs plans to add a chickenburger to the Krusty Krab’s menu. (I’m guessing Krabs isn’t that smart, either.) And what better way is there to get chicken meat from what appears to be the world’s largest chicken?
When Mr. Krabs is determined, he will waste a lot of money (though he probably won’t like it) to improve the restaurant-like the Jellyfish Jelly Krabby Patty affair. So he’ll probably invent some sort of contraption to catch Foghorn. But he’s pretty wise, too.
The major factor in this battle is where it is taking place. Although Mr. Krabs once went out on land, he did not last very long before being attacked by seagulls. If the competitor in the new land is not wearing a helmet or something, as Sandy does underwater and Spongebob does on land, one of the competitors will lose automatically. If Mr. Krabs goes on land to catch Foghorn, he will probably lose. If it takes place on the premises of the Krab, Foghorn will drown.
Of course, there is also the factor that SpongeBob himself will want to befriend Foghorn, since he is overwhelmed by any new thing he sees. Patrick, not being too bright and all, will probably follow SpongeBob. I have no idea what this will bring to the battle.
The only thing in this fight I can be sure of is that Squidward will be sitting behind the cash register as a rooster and crab fight each other in the back room, thinking to himself, “I wonder if I should try to get fired?”
