While food anomalies are a treat, in most cases I cannot imagine myself buying a whole package of them. Some of my favorites include:
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[li] The Cool Ranch-Flavored Dorito® that has been triple-coated in tangy Cool Ranch® flavor.[/li]
[li] Three and four chambered peanuts.[/li]
[li] Pretzel sticks that are stuck together end-to-end or side-by-side.[/li]
[li] Potato chips that have a bit of brown skin on them.[/li]
[li] Half-popped popcorn kernels.[/li]
[li] The roasted and salted pieces of sunflower plant that are seldom found in a package of seeds.[/li]
[li] The Siamese cherries that grow side by side, often with only one seed and twice the fruit.[/li]
Navel oranges that have small, miniature sections of orange in the middle.
Turnips of amusing shapes.
Lonely apples (I have to buy apples in pairs, I don’t know why).
The really thick potato chips, like three chips stuck together.
the chips that have curled over on themselves. hmm, a lot of these anomalies involve chips… wonder why?
I can see myself buying a whole bag of these. I often consider selling folded chips as a new line of snack food.
I once saw one that looked exactly … like … a THINGY!!!
Dissolves in laughter
A bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos that had a clump of powdered cheese in the bottom of the bag.
Marinara sauce that tasted like ketchup. Does that count?
A green potato chip in a fresh bag. The chip wasn’t stale, IIRC.
The green Heinz Ketchup. Yes, I know it’s supposed to be that way, but as far as I’m concerned it’s abnormal.
Behold the Frito found in a bag of Doritos!
(/end Simpsons reference)
Corn that has a small ear splitting off the main one. You’ll never see these at your grocer’s, but they’re not that rare if you buy corn in bulk.
[Butthead]
Uh, huhuh. That cherry looks like an ass.
[/Butthead]
Ever cut open a bell pepper and there’s a sort of parasitic little pepper growing inside the main one? That freaks me the hell out. Reminds me of that dude you always see in freak books who had a small secondary body growing out of his side.
You mean poo-poos!?!
Whew, thank God for that!
::rushes out of room::