I will not eat it in a cup
fruit underneath, or all mixed up
organic, custard, extra creamy,
coated candy, foul and seamy
ice cream that you all misstate
‘tastes nothing like that shit I hate’
not in a cone, not in a drink
not vomited into the sink.
No, not in any permutation
will I touch that aberration.
I’ll eat most anything, including broccoli. I didn’t like green beans as a kid. As an adult, I’ll eat them, except in the infamous green bean casserole. Never did like sweet potatoes, beets, or olives, nor will I eat them now.
As for Soylent Green, however, I’ve discovered it varies from person to person.