Who would have thought it?
Washington beats Tampa Bay.
Hail to the Redskins!
Houston Texans lose
to a crappy SD team.
Here we go again.
Minnesota wins
Dallas loses, sweet music
no matter the sport.
Erickson stinks - Walsh,
Your presence is requested
on Niner sideline.
Rogers collarbone
No! Fantasy disaster!
Gah, I hate my team.
Much joy in Detroit
Twenty-four losses-enough
Fark says Duke still sucks
Steelers win the Vin
The rest of you losers can
start booking tee times
So, I went 10 and 6 in my picks this week. My losses? Here ya go:
Immutable fact:
Lions can’t win on the road.
'Til I pick Da Bears.
Ravens versus Browns?
Twenty to three sounds just right.
It went the wrong way.
Unexpected throws
plus Tomlinson leave Texans
Hanging in the Brees.
It’s the Steelers plan:
Drive it to the one-yard line.
Then get on the Bus.
McNabb to T.O.
Times three. Comeuppance is due.
Just wait 'til next time
Favre on Monday Night?
Money in the bank, for sure.
But I picked Panthers. :smack:
BONUS! :
“I’ll nail the punter
'Cause I’m a cheap-shotting punk”
Says Mr. Trotter.
Ah, little Eli
How does the neck feel, rookie?
McDougle says hi.
Well, not counting the Monday night game, I’ve gone 9-6. Ok…I can handle six haikus:
Chicago over Green Bay:
I am fine with this
Suicide pool, I’m still in
Nine Pack fans are gone
N.Y. Giants over Washington
Giants are my team
My 'Skins pick ensures Blue win
That, and seven picks
Indianapolis over Tennessee
Colts played this one great
Hope the QB’s kid sibling
Makes giant throws too
Carolina over Kansas City
Pourus run defense
DeShaun has a monster game
Vermeil cries some more
Jacksonville over Denver
Game looks in the bag
Bobbled handoff blows the deal
Griffin cannot fly
Ravens over Steelers
A 20-point hole
Is damn hard to climb out of
Never even close
BONUS!
Fumble, fumble, pick,
fumble, pick, pick, pick. Giants
defense schooled the 'Skins
That’ll do for now. I’ll not need to post one tomorrow, since the Birds collape begins tonight. Go Vikes!
My Giants didn’t suck
Even Warner was OK
Where was his mullet?
Another haiku for my beloved Giants:
Little Manning sits
Ole Kurt throws another pass
These guys are Giants?
Cowboys, go to hell
All America hates you
I need say no more
Oh well…make my record 9-7 for the week:
“Vikings versus Birds?
A high-scoring game, for sure!”
Daunte let me down.
Joe Gibbs’ Redskins team
looked great in the opener,
then fumbled Week 2.
Damn, Snoooop almost stole mine:
The Buffalo Bills suck
Offense, defense, special teams
Suck suck suck suck suck
Crap, even my haiku sucks. Remove “The” from the first line…
The Dallas Cowboys
Powerhouse of Marketing
Football? Duh, what’s that?
Players went on strike
I picketed pro football
I am still on strike
Ball spirals through air
Please pass the guacamole
Let’s watch the replay
Favre versus Manning,
Indianapolis wins.
Where’s your D, Green Bay?