NFL Predictions - Week 11

In My Humble Opinion
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Took it on the chin hard last week, barely breaking the .500 mark at 8-7. 97-46 overall keeps me one game up on the best at the Sporting News. I don’t mind a few upsets, but let’s hope there aren’t as many big upsets this week (I’m talking to you Colts, Rams, and Vikes – collectively 20-4 going in, 0-4 last week).

Cardinals 20 at Vikings 35 (With the Rams ailing, the Vikes offense is now the most explosive around. One tip though, when you go for a field goal on third down and it’s a bad snap, it’s ok to spike the ball.)

Falcons 17 at Lions 13 (What the hell kind of competitor, as Ross claims to be, resigns mid-season with a winning record? I make this pick out of competitive spite.)

Ravens 20 at Titans 27 (I know, everything else you’ve read said this will be a really low scoring affair. I think the defenses may tire a bit near the end though.)

Seahawks 13 at Jaguars 20 (Is anybody actually reading the comments to this game? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so I can’t imagine why…)

Bears 16 at Bills 23 (Nice game last week Midgets of the Midway. As a prize you get to face a tough defense in a tough environment. Congrats.)

Bengals 17 at Cowboys 21 (First Galloway, now Ismail. Apparently ACL stands for All Cowboys Limp.)

Patriots 24 at Browns 6 (I pick on the Patsies because they can’t seem to win, but truth be told, New England and San Diego still scare a lot of teams.)

Saints 24 at Panthers 13 (Those amazing Saints! You figure you’ll stack the line to stop Williams, so they beat you deep. Then you get to face their defense.)

Eagles at Steelers (Five D’s decide it. Philly D, Steeler D, and Dermonti Dawson is Doubtful.)

Dolphins 13 at Chargers 0 (If Harbaugh were playing, I’d consider another upset call for San Diego. But, the name’s Moreno not Marino.)

Chiefs 32 at 49ers 20 (Here’s how bad the Niners’ secondary is – they’ve actually been trying Owens and Stokes on defense in practice.)

Packers 13 at Buccaneers 23 (Lambeau Luck should become a new sports term. To quote Sledman, “Can you say ESPY?”)

Rams 21 at Giants 24 (Some sports math: O + G - (W + F + D) = RL. Outdoors and on Grass without Warner, Faulk, and no Defense equals a Rams Loss.)

Jets 22 at Colts 27 (Is there any part of Testeverde’s body that isn’t injured in some way or another?)

Raiders 28 at Broncos 30 (I’d be interested in seeing what the percentages are on taking the “over” in Monday Night games for the last couple of seasons. I’d wager it’s been a pretty good bet, they always seem to be pretty high scoring affairs.)

If I go 8-7 or worse again, I’m going to let my beagle, Jake, make the picks for me.

p.s. Yeah, Connor, I know, you love me. Fickle bastard.

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Rams 21 at Giants 24 (Some sports math: O + G - (W + F + D) = RL. Outdoors and on Grass without Warner, Faulk, and no Defense equals a Rams Loss.)

My only complaint with this statement is that Warner should be taken out of the equation. Trent Green threw for 400+ yards with 2 TD passes and no interceptions last game. In fact, he threw the game-winning TD that was negated due to a Ram’s penalty. Missing Warner isn’t the problem - it’s missing Faulk and a good defense.

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And the winner is…?

Go Eagles!!!

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Oops!

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My faith in you is restored. You picked the Eagles to lose last week, and your record suffered.

You forgot two more Ds: Donovan dominates.

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Your faith in your little birdies is kinda cute. I like that.

You do know that the Steelrs haven’t allowed a TD in 20 quarters, don’t you? If we keep the Philly Chickens out of the end zone for three quarters on sunday (which I don’t see being a problem) the NFL record is ours.

heh. HEHEEHHE. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! ::wiping tears:: Oh man, thats some good stuff. You’re a funny guy.
So, up for a weeklong sigline wager, my good man? :smiley:

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Umm, hmmm, I got burned bad by Satan over the Eagles/Giants game, and I’m going to be in Sweden when the week ends, so I’ll miss a couple of days of enjoying your sig proclaiming that the Eagles are the best team in the state of Pennsylvania (Penn State, inclusive, alas).

So, ummm, what do I do? This is the Battle of Pennsylvania. Our Flyers beat your Pennies back in May, the Pirates and the Phils both sucked this year, you don’t have an NBA team the Sixers can continue to be undefeated against, so this is it: the Eagles and the Steelers.

Hmm, I gotta think about this. Lest we hijack Gazoo’s great thread anymore, ask me over in MPSIMS.

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Hijack away guys, I love all football related posts, especially the trash talk.

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Thank God I just swallowed that mouthful of coffee.

Not feeling as confident as I did for the Pack last week but Favre is looking like he has that old zip back on his passes. Maybe he started drinking again. :smiley:

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So where’s Satan? I’m up for a bet if he is.

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I completely understand if you’re not interested.

After all, you are an Eagles fan and everyone knows the lot of em is spineless!

enough bait for you? :slight_smile: I can go on…

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Nope.

I hope we will win, but I ain’t betting on it.

I KNEW we’d beat Philly… :slight_smile:

Yer pal,
Satan

*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Seven months, 22 hours, 7 minutes and 33 seconds.
8596 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,074.82.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 20 hours, 20 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

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I tell ya, if the Vikes don’t handle the Cards, I’ll personally file a lawsuit demanding a recount.

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Oooh, dem’s fightin’ words.

I still gotta think about it.

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Its not a Gazoo thread without the following:

I love you, Gazoo.

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I’ll accept the bet. The Eagles will beat the Steelers on Sunday afternoon.

If and when the Eagles win, I shall write mouthbreather’s new sig, which he will keep for exactly one week.

In the unlikely and unfortunate event that the Steelers somehow bribe the officials and steal a victory from the superior Eagles, he will do what Satan did two weeks ago and write my new sig for me. Hopefully he’ll be a bit kinder upon writing it, but since the Eagles are going to win, anyway, we don’t have to worry about that. :slight_smile:

GO EAGLES!!!

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Oddly enough, I hope you’re wrong. It’s just that I’d rather see the Bucs at 5-5.

This is really hard to say, but

go pack.

Oh, ish! Yuck! Ptooiee! Gack! Where’s the Listerine!

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Rysdad! Shame on you. It is NEVER a good thing when the cheezies win.

Still doin great Gazoo.

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Jesus Christ. That was some fugly football on both sides.

::sigh:: Lay it on me.

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I guess you’re right. I wonder how long they’ll be Farvless this time?

Geez. What do the Packers receivers use for stickum…Crisco?