Football & Poetry: NFL Haikus

Culpepper is on
My fantasy football league
He is sent by God.

The Texans rode to
KC as big underdogs
Left with victory

Griffin what’s goin’ on
Why did you fumble those balls
Come on little man!

Jeremy Shockey
Caught five passes; slump is over.
He can shut up now.

(And I say this as a Giants fan.) :smiley:

‘Skins’ haters now glum:
Steve Spurrier’s “fun-'n-gun”
Was comic relief.

<sigh>…an eight and five Sunday. Not good. Oh well…at least most if my losses had low confidence points assigned to them.

Here’s my weekly loss recap:

Chiefs start 0 and 3?
Naaa, that’ll never happen.
Houston shuts my mouth.

Rams looked really good
But let the Saints stay in there
Got beat in O.T.

Why pick the Lions?
Emotion over logic.
Man, I hate the Birds.

Favre can’t play indoors?
B.S. – But his throws don’t help
Manning scores at will

‘Fins are same as Chiefs.
Didn’t think they’d start 0-3.
Bleedin’ splish-splash show.

Fall ends the long wait.
Football fills up a Sunday
God has worse ratings