"For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground and tell gross stories of disgusting thing

When I was a kid, the boys’ bedroom had wood paneling which was lighter in one spot than the rest. One day I asked about it.

It was where one of my brothers puked on the wall one night when the whole family got sick at the same time. Dad had been doing all the cooking because Mom was in the hospital, waiting to give birth to me. This particular night, Dad’s dinner included a side of peas & cheese - peas and cubed cheddar mixed with mayo. The mayo must have gone bad.

1 Dad + 9 sick kids ÷ 4 bathrooms = one hell of a mess.

plnnr. are you male?

If so, are you married?

If not, do you want to be married?

I realize I’m probably a lot older than you, but I keep house well and am judged a good cook and baker.
Your concert hype is going on my top 20 of favorite posts ever!