for God's sake, Stay in the Santa Line!

A friend of mine posted this on my facebook page, because he knows I have the taint of eldritch horror.

So I said, “ha ha! ‘stay in the Santa line!’” and posted this.

I’d like to see everyone else’s take on “stay in the Santa line.”

Heh. I guess throw in a little clown and you’d have mine…something like

:eek:

I 'unno, I doubt this guy can see you do anything!

Or, he sees double!! :frowning:

“Dammit, I’m Jewish!”

That’s funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18902189#post18902189

brujaja, thinking of you in that thread!

Does having eldrich horror there make it harder or easier to keep your taint clean?

Mrs. Santa is showing her age:

'taint easy.

“and I want a My Little Shoggoth, and Powder of Ibn Ghazi chemistry set, and a Wilbur Watley doll and my mom says I haveta get a primer on non-euclidean ge- om- try. And a pony that goes teke li-li”

“…and a Herbert West Re-animator action figure, with the play-syringe that glows with that colour outta space…”.

I got a gift certificate to thinkgeek from a friend. Happy Early Christmas dance!!!