I know all guys have had this debate with their friends in private, so I thought I’d bring it here (I apologize if this has already been done)…
Which one do you pick, Christina or Brittney (I’m sure you know what I mean)???
For me, it’s a no-brainer. It’s got to be Christina. I mean come on, she’s way hotter! Look how skinny she is! Brittney looks as if she’s gonna get fat in a few years. Christina’s a way better dancer (Brittney just looks, well, awkward when she tries to dance and lip sync… er, sing). And that’s another thing - Christina’s can actually sing (regardless of how awful the songs are). But I must say, to me, she sure looks like a bitch, or it looks as if she could turn into a bitch at the drop of a hat, but damn, she’s fine! I’ll give the Britinator that - she does look like she’s a nice person.
Don’t get me wrong, Brittney is fine, but Christina’s hotter. (By the way, if there is a website or another discussion board out there that has this same debate, a link would be most helpful).
Come on, Spears is it. I like the girls with a little meat on them. Chris can go hang out with Fiona and do statistical charts of which tool better aids bulemia. Or which fluids anorexics can live off the longest
Though, if we’re not actually objectifying them and talking about them as people, I have no idea. I wasn’t aware that they actually were people
You’re killing me aynrandlover!!! Not only do you pick Fattney, uh, I mean Brittney, over Chistina, but now your bashing my all-time favorite, Fiona Apple!
I don’t even consider Fiona to be in the same league as the other two - Fiona is a legitimate musician and song writer.
HAHAHA.
Really, though, I mean what is she but a female look-alike of the lead singer of The Black Crowes? Come on…leave the heroin-addict skinnies to Trainspotting freaks…I want a real woman!!!
Besides, she does those FOX special concerts…whew! is all I can say. 'Course, I did have the volume turned down… but just watching her on stage beats VIP all to hell (well, unless the episode is Natalie Raitano intensive, of course).
I don’t know much about Christina but the thing that kills me about Britney is how she dresses sexy, and I mean she does have something to show, but plays all innocent. MAN, that just kills me!
Got a few Rolling Stones with Christina…ehhh…I mean, I’d do her, don’t get me wrong, but man Spears…COME ON… hahah
I’d Rather Screw Myself! Both of them are relatively Fugly (F—in ugly, in laymens terms). Yet again, reitterating the fact that I am 16, and they both suck. For me, it’s all about Madonna… she’s still got it.
Christina is too damn thin and too damn pale. She looks like a 14 year old girl. Britney is a knock-out. Beautiful skin tone, cute face, voluptous body. Sure, neither of them have any talent, but hey, you don’t have to audition to fuck me.
Christina looks like those girls in the mall that you knew would sleep with anything but that you yourself would never, ever sleep with. Skinny and skanky, and I’ve never seen her crack a natural smile.
Britney… a true bayou beauty. Voluptuous, pretty eyes, pretty, well, everything. And I honestly think her boobs are real (they’re naturally shaped, not perfectly circular). She’s just a classically hot girl. Not as good a voice as Christina, but her songs are far catchier.
But would I do her? After that cover of Satisfaction, not a chance in hell.
Christina? I don’t know. I never stopped channel-surfing long enough to watch one of her videos.
Britney, on the other hand–I don’t like her voice. Or her singing style. Or her lyrics. Or her tunes. Or her back-up vocalists. Or her instrumentals. Or her arrangements.
But when she starts dancing around in those skimpy outfits, she becomes my favorite musician in the whole world.
Or which fluids anorexics can live off the longest 
