How powerful is your ejaculation? Can you punch holes through paper or do you simply ooze out the end?
Having never been in a situation to see another man ejaculate except in Porno I have to wonder what the variation is. Because the men in Porno seem to have extremely powerful shots in distance, volume and force.
Whereas I personally, can only generate such volume and force after at least a week or more of abstaining.
I once demolished an apartment complex with it.
I have been asked to volunteer for help in SDI research using the power of my ejaculations.
The Asteroid Belt was a planet before I let loose on it once.
Never a better example of over compensation there was.
Congratulations on your 100th post, Eidolon909! You couldn’t have chosen a better thread for it.
-wm
I once shot a wad about four feet. It would have gone further, but a wall stopped it. DON’T ask what I was doing to cause this.
You know the horsehead nebula ? Well, not being one to brag…
I admit it - I caused the Big Bang.
Hell, I was the Big Bang. Aw, yeah.
BTW, I almost didn’t click on this thread. I mean after all, if it’s WAY WAY too much info, why would I wanna know? 
My husband can usually shoot five feet standing up. Once he got 6 and a half feet. It is pwerful enough that I can relly feel the squirting when he comes in side of me. The reason he measures is that I love watching him. It turns me on and in turn I do things he likes.
The Taliban asked for my help in destroying the Bamiyan buddhas, but I turned them down. My power should only be used for good, not evil.
I attribute it to my great-grandfather; he was recruited to clear the Panama Canal.
The force of my ejaculation once knocked out my girlfriend’s filling.
You know that artillery shell they shot with a laser last week…
Are you saying you shot the shell that distance, or you had the volume and coherence of the laser?
Or if you managed both, then sir, I doff my cap to you.
My shots helped tilt the leaning tower. Except by the time they reached the fourteenth floor the energy company turned off the electricity. And you know how it is - no lights, no camera, no action.
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…”
This thread shouldn’t say TMI, it should say ROFLMAO!
For me, it’s not so much the power as the muzzle velocity, so to speak.
It can be a little disconcerting to let loose and hear this giant boom that shakes the neighborhood as my ejaculate breaks the sound barrier.
Man of steel, woman of kleenex.
Thanks, Niven!