You know those impact craters on the moon… they’re not from meteorites.
'Twas last week in the middle of the night,
Holding back with all of my might.
As the moment approached,
I yelled “Back off, let it go.”
Everyone thinks that that hole is a skylight.
Remember when Jupiter was hit by a “comet”?
That was no comet.
Remember when Jupiter was hit by a “comet”?
That was no comet.
Ever hear of the Tunguska Explosion?
My ejaculations disturb the hamster from hundreds of miles away!
Sorry, dude. That’s a long time. 
Hey, at least I didn’t shoot the deputy;)
Ah… sometimes I just barely get a trickle, other times I generate enough force to propel myself into orbit. That’s why I’ve taken to masturbating lying on my back, so the planet can keep me from attaining escape velocity.
Hmmm…maybe we should set up some sort of formal competition…
Well, it would be more fun to watch than a pissing contest! 
Mine just oozes out the end, but it does so in such a powerful, forceful manner that it is truly a fearsome sight to behold.
I was out in the woodshed jerkin the gherkin one day when I shot and maimed my dog Rover, who followed me everywhere. To this day, all I have to do is drop my pants and he heads for the hills with his tail between his legs. Dogs never forget.
Way to compensate, Giraffe.
I know my gf always had a stuffy nose when we were finished.
Well, I’m pleased to say I once proved the universe is curved, because it returned.
By the way, Lee? You paint a stimulating picture.
I have taken to chaining my wife’s feet to the bedposts. Nothing kinky, it just stops her from banging her head on the wall when The Moment arrives.
Unfortunately, the chaining takes longer than reaching The Moment.
Regards,
Shodan
My wife says I am a terrible lover. I say, such an important decision should not be made in less than twenty seconds.
I know I should preview this, but then I would never post.
I had a chance to visit Yellowstone Park a few years ago. Everyone got all excited, they thought a new geyser was discovered in the middle of a campground. It started with a rumbling deep below. The deer in the nearby meadow stopped and looked. Bears turned and ran in fear. Other small animals fled for their lives. The eruption happened right where a middle aged couple were camping. The hot shower blew skyward, well over 500 feet. The tattered remains of a tent bounced on top of the fountain. For what seemed like many minutes, the plume rose skyward. It finally died down, a few last blasts expelled skyward. Amazingly, the couple were still alive. He was laying in an air mattress, the seams blown apart like a cheap balloon. He had on no pants, She was kneeled before him, her hands near hiding his manhood from the gathering masses. Both had smiles on their faces as if something special had just happened.
Old Faithful was very jealous.
<---- responsible for the hole in the ozone layer!
E = mc[sup]2[/sup]
Ejaculations = my coming squared
Atomic energy ain’t got nuthin on me.
NASA had to give up its moon landing program when I couldn’t attain escape velocity anymore. Now I can only propel stuff into low earth orbit.
Wow, the visuals :eek:
Ok, so more powereful equal more better?
Yeah, I am a curious female.