My boyfriend can blow me clear into the next room…
I can nail a fly to the wall it’s crawling on from 50 paces.
While my great-grandfather was put to use in Central America, my grandfather was hired to put out oil well fires. It just runs in the family.
Let’s just say I’m the official hoseman when our volunteer fire station can’t get near a hydrant.
And yes, it’s hereditary, I got it from my grandpa who defended the shores of Normandy on D-Day by wiping out throngs of allied infantry men with short controlled bursts. . . by the time he had to rest, those soilders could’nt tell if he was coming or going <rimshot>.
(of course, my grandpa is nowhere near being german, which, of course, makes that story even more miraculous.)
The navy based all rail gun research on the power of my ejaculation. The “movie” Eraser is a good example of the force of my load.
To answer Eidolon’s original question without excessive boating/overcompensation, every once in a while I’ll get a pretty amazing velocity. Often, I’ll hold my hand about an inch away to block anything that might wind up behind/above me. I’d say my record is about 4 feet.
This reminds me of those emails that get sent around with “interesting facts” That a sneeze reaches up to 50 miles per hour.
Wonder what the MPR is for this “subject”
Doh… sorry… MPH, not MPR
Man, AM I GLAD I didn’t let the “TMI” warning in the title scare me off from clicking on this topic.
I love you guys. 
Watch it, Lola, you’re liable to get an eye poked out, saying something like that in this thread.
[sub]Or shot fulla holes.[/sub]
Is this where I duck and run?:eek:
I knew Gene Roddenberry. When he became aware of my prowess, he found a way to work it into his series. He just changed “wad speed” into “warp speed” so as to not offend any delicate sensibilities.
Mine killed JFK.
People, people, people…
I’ve told you at least 10 BILLION times not to exaggerate like this!
That being said,
*Faster than a speeding bullet!
More powerful than a locomotive!
Able to clear tall buildings with a single spurt!
“Look, up in the sky!”
SPLORT!!!*
:smack:
Peter North (the most clever name in porn), has got nothin` on me.
Pun intended.
Originally posted by Incubus:
Something about the typo “excessive boating” cracks me the hell up - I’m not sure whether the thread topic has anything to do with it. It’s a pretty funny thought just by itself, I think. 
So, basically, men cannot answer a question about their sexual capacity/capability/prowess without bragging their asses off.
Thanks for the insight into the male psyche…and quite a few giggles.
Dude, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t go in the nose…
[sub]Hamlet, I couldn’t bring myself to tell him…[/sub]
Hey! Wait! That’s not what I meant… You see the… And it was so much that… All the way up… Maybe if I draw a diagram… oh never mind :smack: