You’ve heard about the “spectacular attacks” that Al Qaeda is planning?
Well, I turned them down… but I was their first choice.
I once had a girlfriend that could do that.
Unfortunately the wife doesn’t prescribe to that program.
I’m not gonna exaggerate like these guys. But if you’ve ever seen a .50 round fire, you get the idea. 
I’m gettin’ so much action these days that mine merely oozes out…my girlfriend says she’s in her prime…
I think I’ll let Krispy have the last word on this psuedo-subject. 