July 10th, 1999: In true Beauty and the Beast fashion, my lovely wife and I get hitched.
July 10th, 2010: I’ll be in the audience while my lovely wife plays Amber, a gum-smacking, crotch-grinding, gold-digging, boob-shaking, bubble-headed bimbo porn actress who announces her retirement in You Can’t Say That. Ain’t love grand? Can’t wait to see how this all…ummm…shakes out.
Unfortunately, it seems they used the worst pics they could get for that page. I mean, I’ve been seeing her rehearse, and dayum woman! Dressing up like a complete an utter…errr…woman of questionable moral turpitude…agrees with her, but it’s just not translating well on that site. Ah well, I still find her sexy as all get-out. Oh yeah, ignore the mis-accreditation on the second picture of her – they got her name wrong on that pic and apparently it’s a huge deal for them to get it fixed. If you couldn’t figure it out, she’s the one on the left in the first pic.
Also, woohoo/congratulations to her for getting back into acting. It’s been a lifelong passion of hers, but life, work and child-rearing got in the way for a number of years. Welcome back, baby!
Yeah, your wife is completely hot in both sets of pics. You in your wedding pics, however, look like the lovechild of Gary Oldman and Tom Petty. Sorry.
Not telling me anything I don’t already know, muldoonthief. But as long as my wife continues to disagree, you and I can feel free to know better.
And thanks for the compliments, folks – I’ll see if I can get some pics of my own that can offer a comparison. In other news, I’ll still be going on Saturday, but it turns out I’ll also be going to the opening tonight. A surprise baby-sitter has offered to watch The Littlest Briston, and I have a comp ticket, so my porn-wife exposure just doubled!
No, wait…not doubled – increased by 50%. I’m also going in a couple of weeks when my brother and his wife are visiting. Along with my 83-year-old uber-Catholic mom. And my wife’s parents. I can not wait for that one.
And you’re right Hal, as long as your wife disagrees, that’s all that matters. I think Mr. Serenata’s super foxy… but I know there are others out there that disagree. So what? I don’t care what they think…
I hope you and all the little Bristons have a great day! Congrats!
Still going tomorrow night (oh crap…my anniversary is tomorrow, and I didn’t get a thing for her – we never bother with gifts [we’re very good and compatible like that], but a card is pretty much a must…gotta remember to run out in the morning for one), but I went to see it last night – holy crap, that was a surprise. I mean, I knew a portion of the script, just because I helped my wife run lines for the past few weeks, but hers is a relatively minor character – she’s only a few scenes. I had thought about reading the whole script, but figured I’d wait until I saw the show to get the full impact.
Impact received – that was one fucking hilarious show. Even if I didn’t know anyone involved, I’d happily go see this again. I mean, I figured “ok, local writer, small venue, I guess I can have high hopes that it’ll be a little bit funny”, but I was seriously blown away by how well that went over. Funny, very well-acted…I was pleasantly surprised.
Didn’t get a chance to take any pictures, but one of the actors posted a bunch of rehearsal shots on his facebook page. If you have an account, I believe this will get you there (although apparently whoever worked the camera doesn’t understand shutter speed).
