I like how his kind come here and think that the Chick Tract approach will actually work. “Golly, this Jesus guy died for my sins? Why didn’t anybody ever tell me about him before??”
Cite?
OK, but where? The cabinets are all full.
Well, given that they think there is only one of Him, if He is fucking, He’s shooting blanks.
As witnessing goes, it’s a lot less irritating than ringing my doorbell early on weekend mornings or leaving opened tracts on the public urinal.*
*especially when they’re too high to aim at without making a mess.
Denying the Trinity, eh?
It takes just a second to drop the tracts in the bowl and have a very fulfilling game of battleship with them.
Yeah, seems to me we had a poster once Pitted just for their user name. Never posted.
Someone else do the search, I’m on sabbatical*.
*“I do not think that word means what you think it means.”
Carbs, fats, and proteins?
Would that count as incest or masturbation?
Kirk Spock McCoy
Onions, Celery and Bell Peppers.
I prefer the mirepoix, thank you very much.
There hasn’t been a fucking god since Philotes of the Ancient Greeks. 
Isn’t the Christian God notorious for deliberately NOT fucking Mary to have a kid?
Combined with that “wrestling” match he had overnight with Jacob, you have to wonder if Evangelicals are barking up the wrong tree with their opposition to homosexuality.
I don’t know why we don’t just create a witnessing forum so trees can fall in the forest with no one there.
OTOH, this is such a troll-friendly message board, one can hardly blame them from coming here.
DNFTT. Once, just once, why don’t we let a witnessing OP stand by itself with no response and see what happens.
Guilted that kid right into it. Then later he stole Mary Magdelene from another pimp’s stable. I’m thinking we outta call him Huggy-God.
“I am what I am. Now, where’s that money, bitch!?”
Because that would take a miracle. 
And how would that fight the ignorance of the witnessing OP?
Yeah, new posters who don’t stick to the pre-approved topics of “Obama is awesome.”, “Bush is the most evil person evar!!!11!” and “All religion is fake and stupid and you’re a fucking retard if you ever have had one thought that it might not be.” should be banned forthwith.
But we are the smartest, most intelligence, coolest and best looking people on the internet so it is our duty to correct everyone else who dare darken our doorway. If we didn’t do that then the entire internet would soon collapse and shortly after the US economy. And since Amercia is Gods’ chosen people this would piss Him off and he would smight the rest of the world and end humanity. Surely you are not suggesting we abandon our sacred duties?!