Whoever is reading this message board to you is having a massive joke at your expense.
Parthenogenesis.
That’s who I was thinking of. The poster (well, he never actually posted - the new member) was named “USAMA”.
The utterly classic OP.
Well, now that I’ve sobered up somewhat, let me explain my pitting. There should be zero tolerance on this board, in society and everywhere people exist for the “sincere” belief in godlike creatures. It’s ridiculous, offensive, and stupid. I’ve had all I can take of this craziness and I will not sit quietly by anymore. I’m not saying we should execute believers, but laughing at them at every opportunity would go a long way to lowering my blood pressure.
The pittee’s incessant use of biblical quotes to prove the Truth of the Bible are beginning to wear on me.
haha!
Didn’t Shut The Fuck Up Donny get banned just for registering?
Ah, the Good Ole Days:trade_mark: when we could still go around yelling “FUCK YOU” at one another. 
You’re out of your element, HSHP.
But if you’d just take a chance and accept the factual inerrancy of the Bible, you’d realize what an excellent argument that is! haha!
That’s the one!
I’m going back to my sabbatical now. And flogging. I think I’ll flog myself. And my wife. Who likes that sort of thing …
Whoa. That escalated fast.
Tinkers, Evers, Chance.
- yes I’m old *
By not acknowledging it. If you wish, we’ll let you be the one an only poster to such threads, and your posts will be nothing more than a link to this thread.
[Captain America] I got that! I got that reference!
And I imagine we should behave in the same manner towards those who enjoy sexual relations we disagree with?
Or perhaps, have political views we disagree with, which also are laughable and baseless?
Or…I dunno…like a different color than you?
Go fuck your mother with your dead grandfather’s dick you sorry sack of shit.
As I said in the thread: If God wants a personal relationship with me, he knows where I live.
And citing a book claiming that X exists as proof that X exists is a little too much of a closed loop and unlikely to sway people who don’t believe that X really exists.
Don’t ask me Y
So far, he’s keeping the politeness up. He also spells well, uses good grammar, and is generous with paragraph breaks.
Okay, that made me laugh.
I don’t think Okie could have stayed polite and focused on replies for this long without exploding.
I thought Priapus hung around a bit longer.
I’ve just been scrolling through those. He separates them out nicely, which facilitates that. And he’s using them less as the thread goes on. He also hasn’t gotten offended by other people quoting Mark Twain and Douglas Adams in a similar manner. I think the biggest thing is that he doesn’t take himself too seriously. I wouldn’t mind if he stuck around.
That just took a turn -
None of those things are as stupid as believing in gods.
Congratulations!
Your now officially a pretentious prick. You honestly believe we should suppress ideas you don’t hold instead of having open discussions.
Your sense of superiority is pathetic. Shocking as it may seem some people believe in some sort of God and not all of us fail to recognize there is zero proof but accept it as something illogical we believe.
Not all of us want to force our belief on anyone else and I don’t see Timo doing that at all. The guy is harmless. If he wants to talk let him, you’re free to ignore his threads. He’s not ridiculing you, try returning the favor.
How about adopting a little humanism and trying to see the good in people instead of ridiculing him for a belief that in no way harms you. He’s not trying to oppress anyone else because they don’t believe but you gladly want to oppress him for what he does.
I’d rather hang around with a flat earther who admitted his belief was ungrounded than an asshole who insists everyone must to conform to his views or be ostracized.
You really think you have the high ground here?