For such a good lay, why can't I?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

To nice, I guess.

2

I’m going to guess and say that you meant “For such a good lay, why can’t I get laid?” Followed by “Too nice, I guess.”

And yes, that might be it. One never knows with these things. The best course of action is not to try. Honestly, you’d be surprised.

h.a.n.d.

3

Nope, no way, not gonna go there.

(Dude, you live in Norfolk! That place is crawling with chicks. Just because the best ones are up here in Maryland right now doesn’t mean you can’t find one to … uhh … fit your needs.)