[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Trust me, if an attractive* chick I randomly met were interested in me only as the only cock within reach, I’d be thrilled; most guys would. We’re romantic like that. 
*And we’re not talking a high bar here, either.
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I dunno about thrilled. Up for it, maybe, but I’d like to think the standard for “thrilled” is somewhat higher than “attractive but not interested in you-as-you, merely horny.”
[QUOTE=appleciders]
I dunno about thrilled. Up for it, maybe, but I’d like to think the standard for “thrilled” is somewhat higher than “attractive but not interested in you-as-you, merely horny.”
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If you’re being offered, for free, something for which many guys might under some circumstances be prepared to pay money and risk arrest, I don’t think “thrilled” is too strong a word.
[QUOTE=threemae]
Precisely. For me, appearing nude on the door step of the pursued young lady is a much more nuanced and socially appropriate way of demonstrating my attraction as regular readers of, “Dear Abby” will surely appreciate. If she politely declines by amorous advances, face can easily be saved by gently guiding the conversation in the direction of my new involvement in the burgeoning naturist movement.
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Soon to be a Law-and-Order episode with special guest star, Umma Thurman. 
doink-doink
[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
Soon to be a Law-and-Order episode with special guest star, Umma Thurman.
doink-doink
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You misspelled “Schwinnggg!”
[QUOTE=control-z]
How does one phrase such a proposition? “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
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Urban Dictionary says it’s from an Ed Gein song.
Personally, I’d go with “Nice shoes, I wonder how they’d look up around my shoulders.”
Yes
Yes and No
Depends on the circumstances, the situation, and the mannerliness (if that is a word) employed. I generally take it as a compliment, as I am not usually in a position where total strangers walk up to me and ask for a fuck. Meaning, if I’m hanging out in a bar it’s because I’m hanging out there with someone else. I don’t usually hang out alone.
I have been emailed or IMd and asked for a fuck, and that’s a totally different matter. I don’t have a profile up on a dating site because I want to sleep with random strangers. That’s totally creepy.
However, getting an email from someone 20 years younger than me saying I’m totally hot is flattering. Doesn’t get a response, but is flattering.
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
Urban Dictionary says it’s from an Ed Gein song.
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Ed Gein? There’s just no way…
Have you ever been openly propositioned by someone you weren’t dating? No ‘wandering hands’ type subterfuge, but an open 'would you like to have sex?'
Yes. It was a guy I barely knew, a FOAF I was driving home because he was stranded. It went something along the lines of, “Are you single?” “…Yes.” “Well, then you’ll be sleeping in my bed tonight if you’re so inclined.” “Uh, no thanks.”
Did you go for it?
See above.
How do you feel about such propositions in general?
They’re skeevy, gross, degrading, and rather embarassing for the desperate person doing the asking.
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Ed Gein? There’s just no way…
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Yeah, I know about him. I also know that if you Google “nice shoes wanna fuck lyrics” they all say Ed Gein. I just pass this along, I don’t try to explain it.
Weird. Didn’t know Ed was much of a singer.
Anyway, I always thought that it came from Heathers.
[QUOTE=put down the sabre]
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Yes.
Yes and No.
I did it when I was much younger. In my 20s, actually, when my self esteem was at it’s worse. Felt, on some level, that it was all I was good for..
Now if some random stranger came up to me and asked I would probably consider it an insult. In the past I felt that maybe it was all I was good for, now I know I deserve better then to be someone’s… ahhh.. well you can fill in the blank.
I have “friends” that generally care about me and hang out with that if it was to happen, I wouldn’t think any less of myself or any less of him because I know there is more emotion involved then a 'fuck and run".
[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Weird. Didn’t know Ed was much of a singer.
Anyway, I always thought that it came from Heathers.
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That would be ‘You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I’d like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice… [‘Save the speeches for Malcolm X’] You don’t deserve my fucking speech.’
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]
Yeah, I know about him. I also know that if you Google “nice shoes wanna fuck lyrics” they all say Ed Gein. I just pass this along, I don’t try to explain it.
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It’s a really creepy song, too…sounds like something he’d write.