How long before we see a Doper with that as a user name?
Someone posted it on some celeb gossip site-I can’t remember which one.
Um, no. Hell no. Eeewwww. Where the hell did you get THAT idea?
- Gene Simmons has slept a ton of women.
- I think some of these “Eww, Gene Simmons, no way, gross!” posts are protesting a little too much.
I can’t think of any appendage that I’d take the outrageously huge version over the average-sized version.
No, you’ve got it right. 
Robin
Is “bank account” an appendage?
There’s a joke here somewhere:
Gene Simmons, tongue, bank account, assets, large, flexible, liquid.
Ugh, time for the acid bath and brain bleach.
You declined to respond negatively like every other doper chick (except Fessie) in your previous post and offered us the inside information that Simmons has a sex tape.
Get a f***kin hair cut.
Then, try respect. For yourself as well as others.
See how you do after that.
Not to mention “deposits,” “withdrawals,” “joint accounts,” and “getting hosed” on [V.D.] “penalties”.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
goes to scrub
Ew - that’s not attractive. Especially not attached to Gene Simmons. Nothing about him is attractive.
Has anyone else noticed that the back of his tongue always looks whitish and dirty. Buy a tongue scraper! Ick!
Yuck. No. No no no no noooooo.
No. Nope. Nyet. Non. Que no, vamos. In how many languages does “no” mean “no”?
I don’t find the idea of an extremely dexterous tongue gross. There’s some pictures of the Joker, grrrrowl! 'Course most of them he’s also holding a gun (um, a literal gun, just to be clear)
Gene Simmons on the other hand? Ancient, creepy, ugly, and slimy. But I’ll listen to his music. If it was David Bowie? His music bores and occasionally annoys me (sorry), but I’d do him.
And now you all know way more about me than you ever wanted to.
I have a friend who has a tongue like Gene Simmons’. At all of those stupid “give one fact about yourself” meetings that we had to do at college, he would always demonstrate his abnormally long and flexible tongue.
Invariably, there would always be at least one girl in the group that would make some sort of lewd comment about it.
Not if he liked to wag it… I just find waggers terribly creepy. Mind you, most of the ones I’ve seen in person were either calling a woman (sometimes me but not always) “sweet piece of cunt,” tailing my car too closely, or trying to grope someone who clearly didn’t want to be groped by them.
There’s guys who make my uncle’s old dog seem like a nice, handsome gent - and I’m talking about one of those dogs whose main differences with a floor mop are that the mop has a handle and doesn’t try to hump everything in sight.
Blech!!!
I don’t actually think a thread like that would get any replies!
- Gene Simmons claims to have slept with a ton of women.
- If that is true, it probably happened before many of us were born. Contrary to what Hollywood has led many to believe, not all of women are secretly hoping to get sexed up by AARP members.