Things teenagers do
Severe Rectal Bleeding?!?
And I suppose if all the other kids were bleeding out their asses, you’d want to do THAT too?
I like my women like my ____
Potential First Dog
Begging for a bone?
**Frack. I think I might be an addict.
I’m going to die **
**What do 10 to 15 year old girls like?
Worm in the food…
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** The Strangest Thread You’ve Seen On The Dope?
Ladies: Do you like to be spanked?
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I have a low tolerance for strange
Things toddlers do
My 3 year old’s doing college algebra!
Yeah I snipped the second thread title. It scans better this way.
**Severe Rectal Bleeding?!?
Ooooh! I Bet Jesus is Gonna be PISSED!**
Well, no one likes a severe rectal bleed.
This was only a matter of time.
**The Asshole Test - Guys Only
Severe Rectal Bleeding?!? **
That means you flunked.
Potential effects of small amounts of date rape drugs
Getting Millions Of Dollars Of Your Money In Cash
** Taking her with him. (Man’s coffin kills wife.)
A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related.
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A little weird?
**Whee! Crazy Preachers in the News!
Suck my flaming rocket balls! **
**Taking her with him. (Man’s coffin kills wife.)
A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related.
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ETA: D’oh!
Now it’s:
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Homosexual Action Figures
House 11/11 **
So who on that show has teh gay?
**Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office?
Worm in the food… **
Oooh. Big-time faux pas.
This is a thread title/username combo in GQ:
“Looking for housing in Paris” by Future Londonite
Small anecdote from class today
I’m going to die
Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office?
Calling Joe the Plumber - Faucet Problem!
Damn it, Mr. President, I could have *told *you - he’s not a licenced plumber.
**When Sarah Palin says “Barack Obama”…
Mexican scientists turn tequila into diamonds **
**Next-Best Oil for Deep Frying
Homosexual Action Figures **
Whoa! Issues much?
**Some good thoughts please.
So I got laid off yesterday.**
Encouragement - you’re doing it wrong.
**Suggestions for making side cash?
Ladies: Do you like getting your hair pulled? (TMI)
What words, when mispronounced, set your teeth on edge?
Braces: Dealing with the Pain **
Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State?
Obama supporters: what’s the first major mistake you expect him to make in office?
(Would have been even better the other way around…)
Source of quote “to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail”
How seriously does the US military take ‘homosexual misconduct’?
I don’t even know why this makes me laugh.