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**Happy birthday to ME! (and all the other Thanksgiving Day babies)

Ok so I just burnt my nipple…
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You’re supposed to light the birthday candles!!

**You can’t make up history like this

Time and history are very funny things.

ask the guy who was trampled
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Could use some advice re: kid
Should I hit my kids?

**Something cool came in the mail today…
I Have A New Kitten!
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**Questions for non-practicing / non-religious Jews
Completely dry dishes before putting away?
Parents flying with young kids - would you pay a premium for this?
Best pocket knife
Need help/advice: website related
The Best Subsaharan African Country To Live In?
Ladies - is getting DP’ed “the ultimate?” REALLY?
What would you think of a place that couldn’t change $20?
**

**Question about stock market
How do you pronounce Ugh?
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World’s most dangerous toys
The Punisher

Well, the name kinda tips you off, doesn’t it?

**What Song (or Music Video) Used To Get You Hot?
Georgia is Supposed to Be Warm…
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Georgia on my Mind?

**Your ten most influential…
Pop songs of the 80s

ASk the Doper who remarried her husband
Another Doper Engagement**

Why did you join the Dope?
It was a good day for a funeral…

Have you ever been in love and lost that loved one
Provide me advice in breaking up with a short-term girlfriend for no particular reason

**It was a good day for a funeral…
seven years ago **

And then things turned grave…

**You may retrieve a lost historical artifact. What do you chose?
Ask the Doper who remarried her husband
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**I’m poor but I eat damn good!
Thank you, ladies who saved my dog! **

:eek:

Where do squirrels sleep?
TV Stations in the USA

They always get a good reception…

**What a fucking day I’ve had
Shut the fuck up George!
This shit has got to stop
Garden Gnomes
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California knows how to party.
I’ll be driving halfway across the country…

That’s some party!

Really lousy Christmas presents.
I pit you, Mr. Grinch

Yeah, thanks for the fintoozler. Bastard.

**If you KNEW you would get away with it, would you rob a bank?

So a local bank got robbed, hires security. **

Hmm…

And the most homoerotic movie ever made is…
Prop 8 - The Musical

To say anything else would be just gilding the lily.