Forked Sequential Threads

**Tell me about this antique pocket watch
Pocket pistol power **

It’s a 1920’s-style Death Watch.

I Must Share The Good News
There’s Rioting in the Streets
There’s a man sleeping on my couch.

Doper prom picture thread
Stupid things you’ve done in the name of fashion.

** There is a man sleeping on my couch.
** CaerieD Today 11:27 AM
**
I Can’t Sleep. I don’t Like My Job. I’m Worried About the Economy
**

Try CaerieD’s couch.

**Grafting electric eel cells into humans

New ways to annoy your kids
**

I’ll say!

**I think I just had a keyboardgasm

Things that need to be invented
**

** To all the girls: Why don’t you like nice guys?

Dating Poll: Let’s shatter some stereotypes!
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**My friend can’t be arsed to vote. Am I irrational to be irked with her?
Ladies: List the reasons some guys are on the “just friends” list
**

Weirdest plastic surgery I’ve ever seen.
I’m just a fart machine!

My god, what did you have done?

**My cat is so weird that…
There is a man sleeping on my couch.

Moved: How good is your eyeballing skills?
Moved: Eyeballing it

Iceland’s going under…
I have absolutely nothing profound to say.**

**Ferocious Puffball vs Terrifying Hand of Doom video (I’m such a sucker; new kitten)
Plans For Friday Night: Sleep In A “Haunted” Building
**

Real life Superhero?
Tourist goes nuts, skinny-dips in Imperial Moat

My strangest date ever
Dating is too much work

Got my GRE scores back in the mail . . .
I’m just a fart machine!

The GRE does career placement!

Doper prom picture thread
Earth From Above

A very cool prom.

A baby, our baby! Beta is born!
There’s Rioting in Our Streets

Babyzilla Beta is welcomed with the traditional Tokyo festivities, including tanks that shoot roman candles.

**Escort services and prostitution
Sex and the Recession
**

**Things that might make me a pervert

Boyfriend of woman found stuck to toilet gets 6 months probation
**

**Messin’ with crows and clerks.
There’s no fucking Vegemite. **

Ummm… Ew?

**I think I just had a keyboardgasm
Things that might make me a pervert **

I am so not buying a secondhand keyboard from you!

**And the wave of Palin porn begins with…

Sarah turns opaque.

Sarah Palin supports Hamas
**

Well, I suppose porn is easier if the subject is opaque. I never could get into transparent erotica. Although i don’t know what Hamas has to do with it…

**Those Sarah Paling eyeglass frames…
The Nastiest Thing Ever **

In MPSIMS

**Describe each candidate with one word
I’m just a fart machine!
**